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Does one normally snort soup?

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I was snorting soup before it was cool
#burntseptum #notfromcocaine

I had some soup the other day that was super pure. Like crystal man.

#consommé4lyf

I was snorting soup before it was cool
#burntseptum #notfromcocaine

There's some good shit from Andalusia that won't give you that burnt septum.

#gazpacho

Got offered some lobster shit the other day by a shifty looking guy in Camden. Thought better of it.

#toobisquey

#misofucked

got wired on mulligatawny

#toobisque #misofucked

*applause*

I started on Leek and Potato and thought I had it under control, but quickly ended up on brown.

#frenchonion

Still up from last night, think my minestrone was cut with oxtail

PS I'm planning to be back on the SW2/SE24 border in the third week of August... Send the kids to the grandparents... #tonyonspeeddial

Just make sure I don't die... #outofpractice

#notforsoup

Get one of those tennis-ball-harness things that heavy snorers use to prevent them sleeping on their backs, put it on before heading to the Regent and your odds of drowning in your own vomit would be significantly reduced.

tried that gazpacho soup at a restaurant once
it was barely even tepid
told the waiter to take it back
ended up having the gambas starter

#shitrestauraunt

when i was a waiter a customer asked for hot sushi

Did you take him into the ladies or the gents?

not bad

gazpacho soup

wasn't that kind of joint

Fuck me, how does anyone plan that far ahead?