Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

A product survey written in English by a German to be answered by a Swede (me).

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interesting reviews of a biro

interesting reviews of a Bic.

ftfy

ftfy

Didn't need fixing, in English without capitalisation 'biro' is an accepted generic term for a ball-point pen, and with capitalisation 'Biro' is a trademark of Bic which they use for ball-point pens made under the patent they purchased from László Bíró

Since the patent has long since expired, anybody can make a biro, but only Bic can make a Biro

Boy you must be great at parties!

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Boy you must be correct at parties!

ftfy

Parties or partays?

I actually liked that

He has standards, partays everyday all day.

uninteresting and unfunny reviews of a pen

Ftfy, properly this time.

http://www.jw.org/en/publications/magazines/wp20141101/fear-satan-the-devil/

Owhh

^ lol?

Awklolz, prps?

Antilol.

Lolrection.

one for all you space wars and laser swords fans.

Not sure that's an incentive to go there, or if it would cause a total blockage of the pipes.

Phrasing
(are we still doing that?)

(the Internet has totally ruined me)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rWrccMjNGE&feature=youtu.be

^ At least one and a half of you will be safe if the earthquake strikes in flagrante delicto.

chop

Plenty of water to wash your shit and piss away until the rescuers come

How do you get to the water if you're folded up in a mattress?

You use the knife you can't get to.