Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Wouldn't stop people bothering you. Just makes you look like a precious twat.

band populated by self important arsegoblins with over-inflated view of their talent/value shocker. film at eleven.

Wouldn't that have been done by roadies? Underpaid, bitter failed musicians with even more contempt for the audience than the bands.

Not everything relates to the fucktones.

fucktones=dtm

jazzfyst4lyf

I've heard this talk before. I give it $$$££££years and you'll reform for a celebratory/tax gig.

Wouldn't stop people bothering you. Just makes you look like a precious twat.

Why me? I just posted a picture on a memes thread?

Do you think I typed it out, took a picture of it and posted it here? Gosh! What a silly boy...

No thanks, I'm in two bands now, never been happier... Bad drugs are harder to come by tho', apart from Ritalin, lots of that about... Strangely moreish...

I still have a haematoma on my knee from a Ritalin-fuelled table-dancing session four weeks ago... #truestory

In other news: @BRM and I will be performing an electronic set as Fucktonium 239 at a bar somewhere in Sydney in Jan, 2016...

Look out for our Fuckstarter campaign...

Best band you'll ever be in...

But he's a kiwi. Do they let them in?

Pretty sure he's from the Shitlands, Ashley...

Ha, not "you" as in Mr_Sworld. "You" as in "one" (the royal you?). Apologies if you thought I was calling you a precious twat.

You precious twat.

#pwnd

lezzles at "Fuckstarter"

#fuckapalooza

Set-list souvenirs are an institution, I've got an Ash one signed by an absolutely battered Sean Pertwee

1977 was one of the few CDs I ever bought. Bonus track was unpleasant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsx1eCMDxaE

Congratulations Internets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy5wpB8uT7Y

^amaze

I'm quitting internets now.

Its peaked.

Someone tell @bothwell...