Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

very funny blog!

"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
"COCK HUNTER!"
:D

I talk some crazy shit in my sleep too... My fave was when I was doing some gigs in Paris and the singer and I are sleeping in his friend's front room... It was late, we'd been watching the Simpsons on his laptop and I must've dozed off, he goes off to get himself a cup of water and when he comes back into the room I say: "Suck me, it's a tradition"
He didn't tell me 'til breakfast the next day... After telling the rest of the band, natch... Bastard... :]

I talk some crazy shit "in my sleep" too. I say: "Suck me, it's a tradition"

Yeah. You were "asleep".

That's my story, I'm sticking to it...:)

[QUOTE=teenslain;1149370 "Suck me, it's a tradition"[/QUOTE]

You need that on a T-shirt!

"It's CHICKEN and you LIKE IT. Lentil-loving, bean burger-shitting wanker."
"COCK HUNTER!"
:D

I talk some crazy shit in my sleep too... My fave was when I was doing some gigs in Paris and the singer and I are sleeping in his friend's front room... It was late, we'd been watching the Simpsons on his laptop and I must've dozed off, he goes off to get himself a cup of water and when he comes back into the room I say: "Suck me, it's a tradition"
He didn't tell me 'til breakfast the next day... After telling the rest of the band, natch... Bastard... :]

Haha, when i was 14 i sleep pissed in my brothers school shoe, filled it right up and didn't spill a drop.

I sleep walk if I'm really pissed, I've been known to get into the wrong bed in my time much to the amusement of my girlfriend.

Last time was on boxing day managed to get into bed with my best mates younger brother and his girlfriend, oopps.

good spot Dooks!
I couldn't help but watch Adams other videos.. FANTASTIC!

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the mighty boosh is brilliant
surreal comedy at it's very best ...ridiculous / funny / cartoons .. whats not to like

It gets incredibly repetitive.. They should have ended after the 2nd season when they ran out of good stuff to recycle.

I have proposed to my girlfriend in my sleep.

I have also punched her in the face. Twice.

I am a "very active" sleeper and it is grotesquely embarrassing at times.

I sleep walk if I'm really pissed, I've been known to get into the wrong bed in my time much to the amusement of my girlfriend.

Last time was on boxing day managed to get into bed with my best mates younger brother and his girlfriend, oopps.

my roommate, Sarah, does this semi-coherent wandering around the apartment thing when she goes to bed drunk, she refuses to sleep in one place for more then about 15 mins, she is like a zombie, wandering between the couch, her bed and the kitchen floor, breaking things. Its quite perplexing to the random boys she brings home.

Way to early this morning Alexandria wakes me up: "Chirs... Chris... I was talking to Zombie Sarah and she ran into the table, shes now sleeping in a pile of broken glass, you should check on her." Alexandria is a bit squeamish around Zombie Sarah.

"Is she bleeding?" I'm much more worried about my hang over then Zombie Sarah at this hour.
"Chrissssss, check on her."
"No winning, hangover, 6am, shhhh."

Alex has turned the light on and is looking for her shirt, I'm not happy about my prospects for ignoring this. She throws my pants at me, I'm really not happy about prospects for ignoring this.

We stumble out of the room, and sure enough Sarah is asleep in a pile of what used to be 4 wine glasses, I step over her, walk across the apartment and go to the bathroom. I come back, and Sarah is stirring. Alex looks unhappy.

"She's Fine" I say. Alex still looks unhappy, I'll take her some where nice for brunch.

Sarah sits up, and manages to mumble something along the lines of "Cigarette".

"No cigarette, broken glass." I say. Sarah seems to be in semi-coherent hungover stage, now zombie around drunk stage, its amazing what a 20 minute nap with half a wine bottle as a pillow can do for this girl.

"Chris... Your girlfriend, the blond one, why'd she break the glass?"
"Shes not my girlfriend." "My names Alex." We to say ontop of each other. Sarah looks confused, Alex looks angry, I look hung over.

"Alex didn't break the glass, Zombie Sarah broke the glass", I say "Alex got me out of bed to check on Zombie Sarah."
"Get the intern to clean it up."
"Its 6:30 Sunday morning, the intern isn't here and cleaning isn't her strong suit"

Sarah looks around and starts cleaning up the glass, Alex gives me a half cute/ half truly unhappy pout and heads to the bedroom, I follow. She goes to sleep, I can't.

I'm on the couch nursing a cup of coffee debating when I'm going to wake Alex up. I'm thinking brunch at the Rivington, I'll probably have to take Alex to the party tonight, which is a shame as there are some other girls going I would like to pay attention to there. I'm thinking about bacon.

Moral of the story: Think about bacon.

^You live in a Woody Allen film?

I'm going to have my ghost writer turn it into an Easton Ellis novel... I need a good ghost writer.

Good story Chris. I just read it very hungover and it was incredibly compelling. Thank you

adventures of narcisism for the hung over, thats what I'm going to call my autobiography, thanks. I'm off to trade mark that shit/ wake up Alex and get a bloody mary

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Fuck keyboard cat. It's all about MPC cat:

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