Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I laughed my ass off, whats wrong with it?

Shame it would never have worked beside the wall like that.

That, obvs, but also the mass of the axe head would probably cause the whole 'stepping on rake' thing to fail if m(zombie)×l(tines) < m(axe head)×l(rake handle)*

*this is a simplification, but even a proper analysis would show that the inertia of the axe head would mean that the stepping force on the rake tines would cause them to pierce the zombie foot rather than accelerate the axe head sufficiently to whack the zombie in the face.

Zombies are well known to wear sturdy work boots.

And not be bothered by non skull piercing injuries.

Tester, if you would play DayZ standalone, you would have known that zombies are heavy. They tend to fall through massive concrete due to their weight.

A sufficiently massive zombie would snap the fork tines, and still be untroubled by the axe.

Let's say the average zombie is the "70kg man", fork tines 10cm and fork+axe handle 2m, you could get a good headshot as long as axehead weighs no more than..

3.5kg.

Would do the job I reckon.

#physics

Getting the axehead not to fall either side of cranium is the issue, you might have to place this by the side of the house where the zombie is forced into a sufficiently perpendicular path to the rake.

Axes do hurt zombies. That's a fact.

Can't we have a carbon fibre spike instead of the axe?

Also, let's get that rake chromed and a bit of Danish oil on the handle.

Because zombies are worth it.

Where are you gonna find Danish oil on a post-apocalyptic Soviet island full of zombies? Be realistic man.

Wilko

Good point. Hit up wilko first.

Zombies are well known to wear sturdy work boots.

Best post for weeks. Repped.

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Mmmmmm, hot cock.

So if I drew a picture of you being fucked in the ass by an ugly, hairy woman with a strap on, with your cock and balls flopping around prominently and a big grin on your face because you're loving taking it from behind, you wouldn't find that in any way demeaning?

Hahahahahah. Great meme, definitely not a usual long amount of bullshit.

http://poorlydrawnlines.com/comic/when-its-cold/

lol

http://xkcd.com/914/

too lazy to think of my own memes
just trawling the web !

Hahahahahah. Great meme, definitely not a usual long amount of bullshit.

an equally fulfilling contribution to the thread.

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