Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Thank fuck for ADT...

repped, thank you for this...

^Indeed. Reminds me of the old joke

• How do you know if somebody's read the book before they saw the film? Oh no need to ask, they'll fucking tell you.
  
  

You can of course replace 'read the book before they saw the film' with 'Vegan'.

Vegans don't say shit until you ask them to go to a churrascaria with you. I talk about food way more than vegans because I get to eat all of the delicious things and they are left eating whatever the disinterested, resentful, chef has tossed together.)

One of my best mates is vegan, I'm most definitely not... We talk about food ALL THE TIME!!!

Dunno if this's been posted before or not, but here you go...

You've Been Trolled! - YouTube

^Indeed. Reminds me of the old joke

• How do you know if somebody's read the book before they saw the film? Oh no need to ask, they'll fucking tell you.
  
  

You can of course replace 'read the book before they saw the film' with 'Vegan'.

The variation I've heard of that is "how do you know if a vegan is at a party? Don't worry, they'll tell you."

Thing is, unless you're a complete cunt you do need to tell your hosts if you're a veggie/vegan so you don't completely mug them off. I never understood this joke.

Source: Unassuming 26 year veggie

Yeah, my partner is a lifelong vegetarian (hippy parents) and has been vegan for a little while.

Telling people just helps everyone instead of explaining why the fois gras, sweet breads and steak tartare aren't really what she wanted. (Although I'd happily eat hers.)

The inference of the joke is that everybody gets to hear about it (the veganism) whether they're directly involved in feeding a vegan or not.
It's funny because it's often true.

oh yah

ha

You guys are starting to sound like vegans now...

Memes plz

The version I heard - and which I think is way more appropriate is, how do you tell someone went to Oxford?

This is all very fascinating...

Nergs all 'round...

Yeah, my partner is a lifelong vegetarian (hippy parents) and has been vegan for a little while.

Telling people just helps everyone instead of explaining why the fois gras, sweet breads and steak tartare aren't really what she wanted. (Although I'd happily eat hers.)

People who eat fois gras should be beaten to death.

The version I heard - and which I think is way more appropriate is, how do you tell someone went to Oxford?

How do you know if someone has an iphone?
Is the version i know. nicely outdated now.

How do you know when someone has heard a version of this joke that isn't the one you've just told?

One of my best mates is vegan, I'm most definitely not... We talk about food ALL THE TIME!!!

roti lady doesn't count.

^^^Force-fed, Shirley?

stahp talking about DELICIOUS fois gras!

this thread used to be about mostly funny pictures... Now its about a debate everyday. Anyone got an opinion on the voting, please tell me cause i dont care about your opinion.

Have you heard the one about ukip? Sounds like a crisp