Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

for the star trek fans.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/loft-conversion-with-parkett-and-en-suite-water-tank-special-offer/1044084506#photo-content

^ reminds me of this...

creeper in my apartment - YouTube

http://www.gumtree.com/p/flats-houses/loft-conversion-with-parkett-and-en-suite-water-tank-special-offer/1044084506#photo-content

That's my stepson sorted.
New study room...

I wonder who has to supply the ladder.

That creeper in the flat must be fake, surely?? Crazy if not.

^^ We have been and are continually trained in this load of bollocks over the last few years. All of our instructors think it's the mutts nuts but in reality it is shit. All these pointy hand positions are ludicrous.
S.P.E.A.R. Demo (The Martial Arts Show, Birmingham) - YouTube

No fucking way, the guy in the green shirt at the end is my ex-brother in law (sister's first husband). Agree this video looks like shit but this guy would tear you to fucking pieces. We used to mess about at home and three brothers against this guy and we would have no chance. He competed in jujitsu in commonwealth games and used to do combat training for the police.

We picked him up once from a demo type thing because he said he ankle didn't feel right, turns out he'd broken it and had been walking about on it all day. Long story short, video is naff, this guy hard as fucking nails

Probably a pea

http://cdn.themetapicture.com/media/funny-drivers-license-hair-cut-prank.jpg

soon to be in epic fail?

He competed in jujitsu in commonwealth games and

Not to be a party pooper but the commonwealth games is like a glorified school sports day. You never even said WON.

for the star trek fans.

You mean Star Wars fans. Big different between the two

^think it was intentional.

besides, that's clearly blade runner.

Isn't it the one where the guy says "get in the choppah!", Jurassic Park I think it was called?

Multipass!?

No, I think it was the one where they take each others' face off, Toy Story 3.

It's definitely Independence Day, when Jack Nicholson says: "Here I am!"

That was young Dustin Hoffman. De Palma was right to cast him, though.

Maybe I'm missing the sarcasm here, but that's clearly depicting a scene from Star Wars.

It's the bit where Arnie kills the last alien with dreads and sez "You are one ugly marfarka".

Not to be a party pooper but the commonwealth games is like a glorified school sports day. You never even said WON.
What? You for realz? You ever compete in the commonwealth games? Or something tougher that even allows you to say that?

Fffffffuuuuuu

Don't take away from something like that. That's like people who poo poo second place at the Olympics. Fucking hell, second place in the world and people have the audacity to put the sportspeople down.

http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/e15c97775732da31ccf4950ae6fc8a47a52428e4_m.jpg

Reminds me of that ridiculous "how to win a bar fight" video guy.

bar fighting with bas rutten - YouTube

CB - don't lump me in with DFP's usual offhand comments of complete bollocks. I had a Commonwealth Games Bronze Medallist at my wedding thanks.

Oops apologies dude... Edited... It was last nights quotes carried through...

^^^^^Warriors come out to Play-ay. I loved that film especially when they got the pirates gold at the end.

You could have an Olympic gold medalist, though. Bit disappointed really.

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