Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

That's so good, haha, stolen for FB.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/f95d21c4f1c4509065a0bc3683b60d9f/tumblr_monzwtLbED1qewacoo3_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/3cdc407e6fec2a56a1184521f2ba01e0/tumblr_monzwtLbED1qewacoo7_1280.jpg
http://25.media.tumblr.com/834c32836b9c0eb2ee4270a721bed826/tumblr_monzwtLbED1qewacoo10_500.jpg

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the first person to ever fall asleep was probably like “aw fuck i’m dying” but then woke up hours later and was like “aw yeah that’s the shit i do like”
(Source: snorlaxatives, via a-spider)

Wait, what?

keepmywhiskeyneat:
TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.

http://www.thestupidstation.com/home/image/838/9408/The-Exuberant-and-Exhilarating-Photographs-of-Dogs-Underwater

so many potentialz (whole album is great)

Hoverhands, level expert

Indra has those glasses.

such an indra move

Indra would have broken their collar bones.

No.

Indra's learning not to touch valuable things so they don't break

I've never met him, but this

is how I imagine him

such short legs?