Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

18 out of 20. I rock!

20 out of 20... \m/

You scored 17 out of 20!

             **Congrats you are... 

True Kvlt.**

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                                          Either you work at IKEA or you  played drums for Bathory, because your knowledge is at the level of dare  we say it, the cloven hooved one himself. That’s right, we’re talking  about Ingvar Kamprad. We’re almost afraid to ask you to peep out our  agency site. But please do, oh dark master.
                     We bow to you, Your friends at Gatesman+Dave.

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I love me some mouldy wine.

13/20

Must try harder?

I'm Kvlt. 14 out of 20 which is about as metal as Euronymous's pants

15 out of 20. Need to go to Ikea more often.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/the-whitest-things-that-have-ever-happened

Level of whiteness: Instagramming a pair of New Balance shoes.

Trainer thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>

^^^ loic?

ikeaordeath.com

is good.. but 20 is too many. I got bored.

Christ, you'd think that if you went to the trouble of making a game with a view to it going viral- that you would make sure your site was actually working:

^^^ loic?

nerged

9/20. Worse than random.

Simple: Ikea products are named after names in Scandinavian languages of places, geography, people. They are also nearly always single words.

Scandinavian rock bands tend to go for abstract words, the usual death and satan stuff, and so on.

Just look at the etymology of the word and see if parts are translatable to Germanic or English.

20/20.

^ This...

14/20
drinks bleach

:)

Simple: Ikea products are named after names in Scandinavian languages of places, geography, people. They are also nearly always single words.

Scandinavian rock bands tend to go for abstract words, the usual death and satan stuff, and so on.

Just look at the etymology of the word and see if parts are translatable to Germanic or English.

20/20.

In reality they let a bag of cats loose at a keyboard.

Just look at the etymology of the word...

Ha... I'm even trying to learn swedish!!

Simple: Ikea products are named after names in Scandinavian languages of places, geography, people. They are also nearly always single words.

Swedish is NEVER simple... Entertainingly whenever we go to IKEA I ask my GF what all the names mean. Often they are just the swedish name for the product e.g. "chair", but far more often the swedish word bears absolutely no relation to the product.

Look Dwight Schrute doing #StarbucksDrakeHands

http://instagram.com/p/fRV_0kHLNc/

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I love me some mouldy wine.

Image fail, the S3 accesskey has expired.

Christ, you'd think that if you went to the trouble of making a game with a view to it going viral- that you would make sure your site was actually working:

Based on the URL, the error page should say "I'm sorry Dave I can't do that."

I ask my GF what all the names mean. Often they are just the swedish name for the product e.g. "chair", but far more often the swedish word bears absolutely no relation to the product

I thought they were mostly placenames.

Swedish is NEVER simple... Entertainingly whenever we go to IKEA I ask my GF what all the names mean. Often they are just the swedish name for the product e.g. "chair", but far more often the swedish word bears absolutely no relation to the product.

There are conventions. Names of lakes for one category of products, girls names for another, cities and towns for others, etc.