Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Beyonce's chubbed-up hasn't she.

Nah, that's Rihanna. This is Beyonce:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/bbf04f22d697cfc5f5aad5d20ae46407/tumblr_mooinnyI5G1qcq72zo1_1280.jpg

Lemony Snicket...

No.

Youre thinking of Uncle Olaf you silly billy

Something like that. Kids will know.

Dibs

2,7,5,6,1,3,4

2,7,5,6,1,3,4

All hail the new scoble?

DAT sofa

Dibs

If you have limited space you might find armchairs more suitable for your leisure activities.

Probably that peripheral vision is shite.

Peripheral vision detects movement. That's how the gif works.

shit that was ages ago sorry

I get a lot of the obscure ones and that one has perplexed me twice

http://laughingsquid.com/omnomnomify-turn-any-webpage-into-a-cookie-monster-party/

69, but that's 154mph which is improbable. Not that there aren't things which can go from 30-150 in 18s, but they don't have a constant rate of acceleration.
#maths

Also, the distance covered is just under half a mile, so you'd need binoculars to tell that it was Miley in order to justify the acceleration command

Not that there aren't things which can go from 30-150 in 18s, but they don't have a constant rate of acceleration.
#maths

#felixbaumgartner would beg to differ

he may be driving in an ever decreasing and Miley-centric spiral, so can see her well in advance

69, but that's 154mph which is improbable. Not that there aren't things which can go from 30-150 in 18s, but they don't have a constant rate of acceleration.
#maths

he may be driving in an ever decreasing and Miley-centric spiral, so can see her well in advance

Don't make me come over there and calculate the minimum radius of curvature at 150mph

An increasing spiral might work...

#felixbaumgartner would beg to differ

Even Baumgartner didn't have a constant acceleration rate, although he did initially put on speed at a rate of nearly 9.8m/s²

although he did initially put on speed at a rate of...

Nice term. Will use.

So, did he hit that?

I hope not. Bitch owes me rent...

Needs to get a proper job, instead of all that twerkin' crap.