Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I ripped my favourite boxers on a door handle. It tore the elastic from the main body of the boxer shorts.

ribbed, for your pleasure

Then you should stop wearing baggy trouser in vain attempt to get "down" with the kids.

All the kids wear skinny jeans now. So hard to pick up a good pear of combat pants now a days.

Door knobs ftw

So hard to pick up a good pear

Clapham was a nice place to grow up in the 90s. I used to build dens in the wasteland and collect fox skulls. Aged 13 I was mugged by a bunch of kids but managed to make it into an irish pub minus my shirt. A fat old soak from Dublin bought me a pint and said "they were black weren't they? black bastards." All the muggers and racists have been priced out of the area now.

I don't get it?

Real live tetras

All the kids wear skinny jeans now. So hard to pick up a good pear of combat pants now a days.

http://www.allinlondon.co.uk/directory/1280/52773.php

This place does black combats for £20, ask for button fly though as I found the zips a bit prone to breaking. Great work trousers.

90's?! Sounds more like the 70's

Clapham was a nice place to grow up in the 90s. I used to build dens in the wasteland and collect fox skulls. Aged 13 I was mugged by a bunch of kids but managed to make it into an irish pub minus my shirt. A fat old soak from Dublin bought me a pint and said "they were black weren't they? black bastards." All the muggers and racists have been priced out of the area now.

I ripped my favourite boxers on a door handle. It tore the elastic from the main body of the boxer shorts.

That would be amazing if you could do it deliberately! Rushing upstairs for a bit of bedroom action shedding clothes all the way up the stairs the final flourish is to remove your boxers on the bedroom doorhandle.

^ That could go wrong rather painfully.

farahs

^real
sold in ikea
#trufax

Thats Not Real Go Away

Would be very useful for touring or hitchhiking around the place.

Although always being left with a toasted end to your loaf could get annoying.

Fight.

Jedi toaster

Would be very useful for touring or hitchhiking around the place.

Useful On the tube

LOL

....remembers me of the time I stepped into a tube,
sitting there was a punk with a huge green mohawk, holding an iron in his hand.
He looked at me and asked ..*hey, do you want an iron?
*I smiled, and negated. ..do you want a branding?!

storytime on the memes thread I see

^^probably Dan - gives away corsages these days