Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

supersoaker full of petrol and a lighter. it's the only way.

Outdoor nests = jetwash

Blast that ball to shreds, once you get the queen the rest will bugger off

Don't forget to tie a goat to a stake nearby so they have something to sting instead of you

or tie up a neighbours annoying shitty cat, it will teach the bugger which gardens are out of bounds

helmet cam please, I await running around screaming like a girl amusment

I'll see what I can rig up.

If only he still had the long flowing locks to get the fuckers tied up in.

That's just nasty. I can maybe pop on a wig...

supersoaker full of petrol and a lighter. it's the only way.

Don't want the flashback. I'd feel a right cunt explaining that at A & E.

Outdoor nests = jetwash

Blast that ball to shreds, once you get the queen the rest will bugger off

Don't forget to tie a goat to a stake nearby so they have something to sting instead of you

You are a man to be friends with in case of zombie invasion. I salute you, sir.

came home to thousands of wasps in my kitchen a few years back - all emerging from behind a light fitting in the ceiling, leading to the roof space. Too scared to go up, called a grown up man with a special vacuum thingy......fuck that

I wandered into the kitchen one morning last week, put the kettle on and then noticed that there was hundreds of maggots tumbling out of the compost bin onto the floor and making a break for it.

It was like a scene from a horror movie.

/csb

That foffa thread seems to have made CSB's more acceptable on here, has it not?

Just dissolve styrofoam in some petrol until it's gooey then throw it all over the nest, burn that fucker out.

ghetto napalm.

I got swung by a wasp this morning. I riding through Victoria Park no-handed (that's right, no-handed... like a boss/chav) when one of the aforementioned stripy cunts stuck it's toxic hatecock into the pale, vulnerable flesh of my inner forearm. I was shocked and swerved a bit, visibly panicked, and undid the dude points I felt I had earned.

Stamp on one for me, Luci.

The Chateau Ludd wasp nest only came to light after a few weeks of wondering why, when lying in the bath, I could hear a rhythmic purring or growling sound. The bedroom next to the bathroom was empty. You could hear the same uncanny growling when lying on the bed next to the internal wall. Quite disturbing - as if there was a cat in there.

The mystery was solved when we spotted wasps flying to and from a hole under the eaves near the wall in question. Sure enough, the cavity in the lath and plaster wall was home to many thousands of wasps. The growling/purring sound was them beating their wings to ventilate the nest. Chemical warfare ensued, which we won.

I spotted a wasp today in the front garden and thought "Ah swarming season has started". British Problems compared to Japanese Hornets. Never had a wasp nest in my house or got stung, so not a wasp hater. What isn't can still come though.

Not a meme but pretty funny none-the-less Gangster LFGSS

Surely the sting attracts other hornets?

#paging spotter

Shit potatochop is shit.

Who is the pototachopped person? is he significant?

supersoaker full of petrol and a lighter. it's the only way.

Petrol vapour can explode, so this may be a bad idea. As a child however I had excellent results with a water-AK47 filled with white spirit, with a stick taped to it with a metal puncture repair kit tin at the end containing a lit white spirit soaked rag. The stream ignited as it passed over the rag.

I got a flame of about 2 meters, the downside being that the nozzle of the water pistol kept catching fire and eventually melted shut.

Never said it was a good idea :D

Petrol vapour can explode, so this may be a bad idea. As a child however I had excellent results with a water-AK47 filled with white spirit, with a stick taped to it with a metal puncture repair kit tin at the end containing a lit white spirit soaked rag. The stream ignited as it passed over the rag.

I got a flame of about 2 meters, the downside being that the nozzle of the water pistol kept catching fire and eventually melted shut.

Take 1 dry powder fire extinguisher. tip out powder, put in flammable liquid of choice, relocate the pressurizing unit. kill all the things.

Not a meme but pretty funny none-the-less Gangster LFGSS

YO @ B&D haz u the Foffa still for grabzez?

"You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs!"

Fixed.

In my teens I was doing some decorating work with a friend of my dads, I was up a ladder painting barge boards on the ends of the house and came across a rugby ball sized wasp nest hanging under the eves. Not knowing how to tackle this deadly foe I asked Mike what to do. Come down lad he said, I'll sort it. He went his van and I was expecting him to return with some weapon of mass destruction but he just had bin bag and a roll up. He lit his roll up and climbed the ladder, blew smoke from his roley on the nest then simply ripped it off with his bare hands and threw it in the bin bag and tied up. He threw it down onto the drive as this bin bag was going mental like some kind of ghost from scooby-do. He then descended the ladder grabbed bag and proceeded to step up and down on the bag for a few minutes with his chunky boots crunching the nest and all its inhabitants to death, then he threw the motionless bag in the bin. Like a boss.