Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

WTF is a stork doing on a jar of jewish gherkins?

the world is mad

/head explodes

being in this thread is clearly out of your comfort zone

WTF is a stork doing on a jar of jewish gherkins?

the world is mad

/head explodes

merica'

I know there is sometimes dill in the jar, but I still fail to "get it"

Cucumbers pickled with kosher salt and dill. What else would you call them?

Yeah. But that's just food without marketing.

Yeah. But that's just food without North American packaging.

ftfy

I thought Americans called them pickles.

Then what do they call Branston's?!

WTF is a stork doing on a jar of jewish gherkins?

Moonlighting from his day job on the margarine carton
http://www.unilever.co.uk/Images/450---Stork_Spread_500g_tcm28-297547.jpg

More importantly, WTF is a tiger doing on a box of cereal?
http://www.kelloggs.co.uk/content/dam/workarea/assetpushqueue/images/web-raw-approved/eng%20UK/81/32/prod_img-198132.jpg/_jcr_content/renditions/cq5dam.thumbnail.319.319.png

I just want to point out that Jews are also people. FFS!

More importantly, what is this food talk shit doing in the memes thread?

Then what do they call Branston's?!

Vinegair & Preservatives Chunks Of Shite?

Fair, tbh.

Vlasic Dills and the stork from the eminent Wikipedia:

"A child-bearing stork was introduced as a mascot in the late 1960s, merging the stork baby mythology with the notion that pregnant women have an above average appetite for pickles. Vlasic marketed themselves as "the pickle pregnant women crave . . . after all, who's a better pickle expert?" The modern Vlasic Pickle Stork speaks in a style reminiscent of Groucho Marx, holds a pickle like a cigar, and is voiced by Doug Preis."

Vlasic Dills and the stork from the eminent Wikipedia:

"A child-bearing stork was introduced as a mascot in the late 1960s, merging the stork baby mythology with the notion that pregnant women have an above average appetite for pickles. Vlasic marketed themselves as "the pickle pregnant women crave . . . after all, who's a better pickle expert?" The modern Vlasic Pickle Stork speaks in a style reminiscent of Groucho Marx, holds a pickle like a cigar, and is voiced by Doug Preis."

Makes perfect sense. Do they also make jars of kosher chalk?

^^^ hehehehe