Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I don't even allow talking through the door.

^ this, I just call out "I'm having a massive shit", that tends to cut the conversation off abruptly, and keeps the dream alive

Stand or sit? Scrunch or fold?

Charlie Brooker was right about andrex trying to engineer a national discussion on wiping habits.

I just leave the door wide open

Charlie Brooker was right about andrex trying to engineer a national discussion on wiping habits.

How are andrex trying to engineer a wiping discussion?
Am I andrex?

How are andrex trying to engineer a wiping discussion?
Am I andrex?

Stand or sit? Scrunch or fold?

Did you seriously ask whether to scrunch or fold without having seen this travesty?

http://youtu.be/9dBYzgW7xjk

Shut door, shut mouth, open anus.

I've got that. Whenever I need a private time she'd knock tbe door and shout, because she's stuck in Fallout or Little Big Planet.

fallout?
I approve of your parenting.

If you meant the original, you have excellent parenting.

Nothing worse then trying to be seduced whilst taking a shit... haha

From what I've heard some people can't think of anything better.

Ian?

That's 90% of the men at my gym

That's 90% of the men at most gyms

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From what I've heard some people can't think of anything better.

Trainer thread>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Stand or sit? Scrunch or fold?

Fold, always. Scrunch is too risky.

Ian?

Is his name Ian?

He obviously doesn't balance beer and cycling as well as I do.

There are rules in my house... NO BATHROOM SHARING!!!

http://www.theonion.com/articles/couple-at-point-where-theyre-comfortable-using-toi,32198/

Nothing worse then trying to be seduced whilst taking a shit... haha

From what I've heard some people can't think of anything better.

21 Dogs who dont realize how big they are

http://www.buzzfeed.com/newu1085/21-dogs-who-dont-realize-how-big-they-are-654m

I just leave the door wide open

Who takes a phone to the bathroom? / toilet?

Where are the memes

What the fuck is that all about?

Generally this

Who takes a phone to the bathroom? / toilet?

Everyone?