Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Not a meme as such, but didn't know where else to put it.

The ultimate wedding invite?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=z35gmMH8D94

Epic fail

^Agreed, trying far too hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgitIMSgKT8

Nooo problem

dont know if ainsley memes have been done

edit: fairly sure theyre old as time but made me laugh anyway

I'm saying that there have been times when I have bitterly, doggedly, joylessly masturbated while a woman has bitterly, doggedly, joylessly obseverved because the shared humiliation had somehow replaced the shared feelings of love, intimacy, arousal and warmth that a spontaneous mutual sexual dalliance would normally have fulfilled.

In other words:

I wanked.

She watched.

I came.

She looked away.

I wiped.

We both felt awful.

We pretended to go to sleep.

Neither of us slept.

I'd like to do a 'deal with it' meme now, but there isn't one that's appropriate.

I read this

Just use the curtain then.

^Zizek on vegetarianitis

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2013/jan/29/immigration-britain-ministers-gallery

The Guardian are showing some of the best spoof 'Don't Come to England' posters aimed at deterring immigrants:

Fastest repost ever?

shit, really??

^ lol

Quality use of poo in #9. I reckon 'Linda Mairan' is tynan.