Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

u mad

Csb

gtfo

repost

can't stop laughing at that last frame.

We've all been there.

repped.

Speak for yourself mate...

can't stop laughing at that last frame.

We've all been there.

repped.

You all had long distance girlfriends on periods, that underwent mouth surgery?

^^would, would, would, would would, would... not sure, oh what the fuck, would.

^Love it

^ agreed <3 katy my babei =)

^^^I think I know that girl

laughing at that last frame.
We've all been there.

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an orange peanut? for me?

Dimi on the right?

We've all been there.

Yes, once.

Never. Again.

You all had long distance girlfriends on periods, that underwent mouth surgery?

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I'm saying that there have been times when I have bitterly, doggedly, joylessly masturbated while a woman has bitterly, doggedly, joylessly obseverved because the shared humiliation had somehow replaced the shared feelings of love, intimacy, arousal and warmth that a spontaneous mutual sexual dalliance would normally have fulfilled.

In other words:

I wanked.

She watched.

I came.

She looked away.

I wiped.

We both felt awful.

We pretended to go to sleep.

Neither of us slept.

I'd like to do a 'deal with it' meme now, but there isn't one that's appropriate.

I remember that - it was an unusual funeral service in so many ways.

I'm saying that there have been times when I have bitterly, doggedly, joylessly masturbated while a woman has bitterly, doggedly, joylessly obseverved because the shared humiliation had somehow replaced the shared feelings of love, intimacy, arousal and warmth that a spontaneous mutual sexual dalliance would normally have fulfilled.

In other words:

I wanked.

She watched.

I came.

She looked away.

I wiped.

We both felt awful.

We pretended to go to sleep.

Neither of us slept.

I'd like to do a 'deal with it' meme now, but there isn't one that's appropriate.

is there more to sexy time than this?

Only for tenners.

Get a lot more for fiddy.

is there more to sexy time than this?

As far as I'm concerned, old mate, that's bout as good as it gets.

I remember that - it was an unusual funeral service in so many ways.

Funerals are always cheap, dark suits,

bitter, reluctant weeping,

Shared lies,

Hideous relatives,

and violent, brutal episodes of silent masturbation.

Oh, and mushroom vol au vents.

doing it wrong

violent, brutal episodes of silent masturbation into mushroom vol au vents, while hideous relatives watched