Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Sure.
But if you want to do it properly and semi-pro, you'd go for some sort of system like Cokin with suitable adapters (especially if your lenses aren pro with constant diameter). Loads of fiddling about. Most people with bottom shelf DSLR shoot random shit to show off online.

So your comment about photoshop was pretty much irrelevant then.

And how does any of the above help a guy to fit his polariser on a different sized lens?

Didn't used to work for Jessops by any chance did you?

**Gary HendersonTesco
**

** Alright lads,

Look I know you're having a rough time of it just now with yous sticking horses in burgers and feeding hot dogs to Swans and whatever else is happening.
I just want you to know that we all make mistakes. Once I put Fairy Liquid in the frying pan instead of Cooking Oil. Once I put motor oil in the water bit of my engine. So you mistook a cow with a horse. It's easy done. I'm no here to make fun of you or throw puns all over the place because you're probably sick of them all just now.

I would say you're the most talked about person n FaceBook just now but to be honest up here in Scotland this wee rocket called Jolene (llike the Dolly Parton song) battered a guy and is causing it all over the shop (not your shop).

I just wanted to say you'll aways have a supporter in me. What other shop can I stroll into at 2am on a Tuesday night an walk out with a full suit, toothpaste, a full chicken, a packet of babybell, a cake, David Seamans Football Gaffes DVD and a 6 pack of Vimpto? Asda? sure maybe, but their floors are always a wee bit dirty. Sainsbury's? Think I'm rolling in it? No. It always has been and always will be you Tesco.

Just let me know what part of the animal is where next time and we'll call it sound.

Lots of Love,
Gary Henderson aged 24 and 3/365ths.
**

So your comment about photoshop was pretty much irrelevant then.

And how does any of the above help a guy to fit his polariser on a different sized lens?

Didn't used to work for Jessops by any chance did you?

1. Don't buy circular polarisers - get a filter system
   
2. Learn some photography
   
3. With DSLRs apart from reflections for reducing the haze on non-reflective materials use PS.
   
4. I've ever used polarising filter for Velvia transparency when doing landscapes and I'm still alive
   
5. Use proper shops not supermarkets
   

1. No.
   
2. Yes.
   
3. No.
   
4. Ok.
   
5. Yes.
   

90% of yous lot have no need for any filters at all when "photographing" cats and bikes propped against some mouldy uncropped wall. Just stick to your mobiles.

one word bitches.

Instagram.

sorted.

now. Memes. Or I'll start posting Zizek cat again.

This is me, though

What wrong with that? you can send the photo directly to the editor to be published straight away.

Or if you have the time, take a proper photo, download it into computer/phone, then send it.

Nothing. If the weather's good most people won't see any difference.

Or she's filming something or shooting something for non professional reasons.

Or using phone as a light meter..

Or she's holding Scoble's gear for him while he makes some finer adjustments to one of his racks.

Or taking a photo purely for the geotag?

Or a touch too close for those uber lenses, and the ambulance folk arent willing to wait 10 mins for her to sort it.

Too logical?

Maybe she's using facetime to her office.

Or trying to get the sim card out.

Looks shopped to me.

can you tell by the pixels?

Forgot her SD card.

Have you been hiding in a bunker the last few days?

yes.

She is making the same face that Kate is in her royal portrait

What's the context of the photo you posted TS? Did she do some kind of interview about it?