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• #36752
^ c c c combo breakerrrrrrrrr
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• #36753
I slept with a porn star because I am a pimp.
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• #36754
I smoked with your grandma because I love marijuana.
Trufax
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• #36755
I slept with a porn star because I am a pimp.
lovely
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• #36756
I ran naked with a condom because hoes kept stealing my tacos!
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• #36757
It's missing day number 31, so my sentence doesn't make any fucking sense.
What ridiculous incompetence is this?
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• #36758
Apparently I was born on Dec.18th and I'm wearing the maillot jaune.
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• #36759
^ same here, I'd just combine 30 and 1 for comedic effect.
I ate my lover - your grandma - because I'm a soldier boy.
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• #36760
I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I love to snort cocaine! (I'm wearing my green Like a Boss Yasi T-shirt).
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• #36761
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• #36763
Took me a minute to realise there was more than one huge cock there.
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• #36764
Hmm, is it possible to make a funny one?
Is it possible to make one that reveals your pin number and mother's maiden name?
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• #36765
Is it possible to make one that reveals your pin number and mother's maiden name?
That was my first thought too - social engineering hack
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• #36766
I beat Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp.
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• #36767
This is not a 12 year old's facebook page.
Just saying.
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• #36768
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• #36769
I can't believe I just did that... Time for bed I think.
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• #36770
This is not a 12 year old's facebook page.
It can aspire though, surely?
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• #36772
Sacrilicious.
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• #36773
OK, here's an epic cat
Epic cat is epic...
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• #36774
Best. Picture. Ever.
Not really but I appreciate the compliment.
Repped...
Because that's how I roll...
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• #36775
Hmm, is it possible to make a funny one?