Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Come on then I'll fight you,
Rob a bank to spite you,
I'm a cockernee.

Lana Del Kray

Ooooh, stick it in me pooper
Make me hard, I'm not a drooper
Cum on my face....

Lana Del Gay

^Jesus...

I still laughed though.

Selling off your old shit,
Can't be arsed to post it,
Buyer collects...

Lana E Bay

Why are you calling me old?
You really are breaking the mould.
We are still family....

Nanna Del Rey

Please stop.

ploughing with my tractor
weather is a factor
got a new flat cap.

Farmer del Ray

ploughing with my tractor
weather is a factor
got a new flat cap.

Farmer del Ray

That's a good one!

No income tax no VAT
No money back no guarantee
Rodney you plonker

Lana Del Boy

So repped.

Fresh from my fruit tree
Orange sweet and juicy
He says yes!

Lana Del Monte

Don't know what you are
Time how fast and far?
Feel so proOo

Strava Del Ray

Lana E Bay and Farmer Del Ray are ace.

Excited by all sorts
Shouts a lot on Sky Sports
Unbelievable Jeff!

Kamara del Rey

Smokin' all the chronic,
Damn this be some good shit,
Make hipster headphones.

Lana del Dre.

These are amazing. I'm way too dyslexic to think of one, keep em coming.

As he slipped inside me,
Ecstasy runs through me,
Come over and over again.

Lana shades of grey.

Eat chunks of lamb with paper
Probably be sick later
Delicious garlic grease

Shwarma del rey

Haiku thread >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Having fights with Mumm-Ra
Want to fuck Cheetara,
Combing my mane...

Lion-O Del Ray

Spending time with a friend of mine
For no other beverage is quite as divine
I feel the shiver in your spine

Lana full of wine