Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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New thread: Overheard conversationzz??

I was on a train once and heard to chavvy girls talking about they 'can't be fucked wiv' contraception.

It was gold.
In A&E with 6pt for possible damage to his hand from the paris roubaix thingy

Chick to her mate: "Yeah, I hate when people judge others. Judge a book by its covers, yeah. I would never do that, ya need to get to know someone first and i thinks people are judgin me."
2 minutes later on the phone: "I want a restraining order against my boyfriend. yeah yeah yeah.. Punched me. Knocked me out cold for 5 minutes innit."
Which made me look to find her with a massive black eye.
*judge a book by its cover?!!? Luv, you have a black eye, its fucking obvious that this book is on abusive relationships! *

oh fuck. caught between laughter and vomiting.

Iain up there neglects to mention: "did I have a fight? No, he just knocked me out. Wasn't a fight tho" or something.

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Iain up there neglects to mention: "did I have a fight? No, he just knocked me out. Wasn't a fight tho" or something.
lol

repost?

Surely that would be how much it hurts to hit you.

Would make more sense if it read....

I want to write 'I miss you' in napalm on your chest, and light it. Then constantly miss with consecutive buckets of cold water. So you know how painful it is for me to miss you.

/perdant.

perfect execution

this need meme-ing

Titler.

I haven't the skillz, but it needs a Deal With It type gif whereby he's saluting and she sort of slides in from the left into his begloved mit.

On another note, is that what has happened here with a bit of potato chopping? He couldn't look more pissed off could he. Where's our resident photo ed Spotter when we need him?