Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

this needs meme.

Champ stripes always make me think of pigfarmer.

^^^^^^ forced meme is forced, broseph.

As an art project though...

Tl;dr

this needs meme.

i haz no potatoshop skills but something like:

'the almighty helmet debate finally over after conclusive lab tests'

gets coat

"get on the bike, quick"

"there's no time to explain"

gets coat

Would that be your lab coat?

ha

no seriously

I have a special hammer for these occasions.

In front of your own home?

My first idea for retribution would probably be to take a dump on their bonnet, but I'd probably scrap that quite quickly and resort to just draining the majority of the petrol from their tank

Banana in the tail pipe.

Ps it doesn't work (although an orange properly jammed in there would)

Banana in the tail pipe.

You just write these things to test our self-control don't you?

although an orange properly jammed in there would)

Oh come on!

Anal! Bum fucking! Cocks!

I'm sorry, I tried to resist.

Squeeze more tightly.

You're squeezing what? Who? Are you screwing cars again man?

Anal! Bum fucking! Cocks!

Now that gets rep.

Will always knows how to press my buttons.

If he wasn't the spawn of the wrong side of the Pennines, I'd take him out for a medium priced seafood dinner then afterwards I'd treat him to a bit of necking at the Smokey and the Bandit triple bill at the local cineplex over a large salty popcorn.

You sexy bastard Luci...