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That depends entirely on how much you weigh and eat before you are pregnant.

Have you ever been pregnant Ed?

If the answer isn't yes, I suggest you shut up.

Time I will never get back..

Ed has prematurely given birth to many, many unfounded opinions.

Ed has prematurely given birth to many, many unfounded onions.

ftfy

The film staring Clive Owen when he tries to save the last pregnant lady on earth (Children of men) is acutally based on Scoble.

Who is Michael Caine's character then?

Have you ever been pregnant Ed?

If the answer isn't yes, I suggest you shut up.

My doctor told me on the subject of pregnant women.

He said that you don't generally need any extra calories while pregnant, until the last few months where you only need to have the equative calories of a kit kat extra on top of your normal diet.

Did your doctor tell you how when you are due, and whether your having a boy or a girl?

My doctor told me on the subject of pregnant women.

He said that you don't generally need any extra calories while pregnant, until the last few months where you only need to have the equative calories of a kit kat.

Ed, step away from the self distruct button.

There will be a female fist on it shortly...

A female fisting Ed's button?

I shall consult my friend the midwife

Did your doctor tell you how when you are due, and whether your having a boy or a girl?

Unfortunately, he told me that we can't have babies due to your inability to get me pregnant.

Can we stop trying? it's getting rather uncomfortable.

ooooh go on then, just one more finger of fudge…

midwife friend says when up the duff she'd expect someone to need around 300 extra calories a day and for the them to gain a stone in non-baby weight.

That's about an extra 4.5 onions a day.

Make sure you include more that one cup in that google

But then again, probably not accurate, who know.

I don't know, maybe my friend the professional midwife....

Spotter, surely you realise that three years spent studying and working as an intern to get yourself up to the standard of professional midwife then a career ensuring that your skills and knowledge are up to date is no match for the Google prowess of Mr edscoble esq. (professional antagoniser of closeted BNP members)?

you're right, i must concede, so sorry


make sure you put some energy bars in your saddlebag Ed, you are eating for two after all…