Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

eeew.

Meanwhile, back in Games Workshop:

For po(lice)sterity:

I'd rather watch you fuck a child.

yeah yeah

It's OK. It would be sick if it was a full grown woman with a baby doll.

Ug don't be so crude.

I’m scared of a carrot and I hate it because I use facebook.

I dress like Justin Bieber and I hate it because I made out with my cousin in the Halloween party last year.
Hmmm, sounds accurate.

I'm scared of Regina George and I hate it because I am the weirdest person on Earth.

strangely accurate.

Anyone use formspring?

I'm best friends with simon cowell and I hate it because I'm a transexual.

Sounds to me like a covert way of performing market research.

coincidentally, I've been told I look like simon cowell. I hate this

I had plastic surgery to look like The Little Mermaid and I love it because my life ambition is to become a porn star.

Sweet!

I know that Dio died yesterday and am not one for turning my nose up at 'bad taste' but I honestly dont understand the meme......

It's just the Goodnight Sweet Prince meme. They've deliberately put the wrong name on it.

To be fair, if that's the first one you've seen it's not that funny.

I dress like Lindsay Lohan and I hate because my life ambition is to become a porn star.

Sooo not true, I never said I hate it.

I had plastic surgery to look like The Little Mermaid and I love it because my life ambition is to become a porn star.

Sweet!

Oi you reposted my thingy!

I think he was just quoting it onto this page

^ This.

I am obsessed with The Little Mermaid and I hate it because I am the weirdest person on earth.

Mine's a little shit really.

They're crap when they don't make sense.

No offense like. ;-)

I had plastic surgery to look like Miley Cyrus and I secretly like it because I made out with my cousin in the Halloween party last year.

I had sex with a koala and I love it because I use facebook.

I had sex with lindsay lohan and I hate it because I'm a slut.