Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^^ Yum. Noice tits! navigates to glossy girls thread

no no, i said the leek spin would probably not make sense without meat spin.

not that the meat spin would add to the leekspin

this post confused my head.

Dont worry Crumb, some day soon you will find that it will stir a reaction in you different to that of humour. When that happens, dont be embarrassed but do remember that there is a time and a place for it. This means this is NSFW!

;-)

patronising twat!
=)

when i was 10 my best mate was well into war hammer. he had all the kit at home with a big table covered in green felt and trees and buildings to play on.

i was well impressed and one day at home i tried to make my own set up by putting an old bit of wood in my room and painting it green, then adding egg boxes and twigs and earth. then i added some action figures and toy cars to create the "scene".

i wanted it to be good so in the center of the peice of wood i got a toy car and broke off the plastic bottom, stuffed it with loo roll and then set it alight with my mums lighter. i quickly blew out the flames and turend the car right way up so it was just smoldering in the middle of the "scene".

happy, i went down stairs for a bit (can't remember why) but when i went to go back up i realized that the whole top floor of the house was filled with thick black plastic smoke, and my room was on fire. the whole lot was burn to a crisp.... so, fuck you WH4000!

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when i was 10 my best mate was well into war hammer. he had all the kit at home with a big table covered in green felt and trees and buildings to play on.

i was well impressed and one day at home i tried to make my own set up by putting an old bit of wood in my room and painting it green, then adding egg boxes and twigs and earth. then i added some action figures and toy cars to create the "scene".

i wanted it to be good so in the center of the peice of wood i got a toy car and broke off the plastic bottom, stuffed it with loo roll and then set it alight with my mums lighter. i quickly blew out the flames and turend the car right way up so it was just smoldering in the middle of the "scene".

happy, i went down stairs for a bit (can't remember why) but when i went to go back up i realized that the whole top floor of the house was filled with thick black plastic smoke, and my room was on fire. the whole lot was burn to a crisp.... so, fuck you WH4000!

Brilliant. Everyone's done something like this. I had a zippo lighter that I needed to fill with lighter fluid. I didn't have any so I sprayed butane into the cotton and sealed it up. I then lit it and a 12" stream of flames came bellowing out of it in my hands. I threw it in the sink and filled it with water but the flames kept coming. I shit myself and ran out of the bathroom thinking the whole place was going to go up. Luckily it went out after about 30 seconds.

EDIT: This was when I was 14. Just to clarify. I was filling the lighter in the bathroom.

My 11 year old brother left a bread roll in the microwave for so long that it spontaneously combusted and took the microwave with it. This was a few weeks ago. Quite scary to open the living room door to a wall of smoke.

Brilliant. Everyone's done something like this. I had a zippo lighter that I needed to fill with lighter fluid. I didn't have any so I sprayed butane into the cotton and sealed it up. I then lit it and a 12" stream of flames came bellowing out of it in my hands. I threw it in the sink and filled it with water but the flames kept coming. I shit myself and ran out of the bathroom thinking the whole place was going to go up. Luckily it went out after about 30 seconds.

EDIT: This was when I was 14. Just to clarify. I was filling the lighter in the bathroom.

few. glad it wasn't just me then. thing is, as a young boy, fire is the best thing ever!

My 11 year old brother left a bread roll in the microwave for so long that it spontaneously combusted and took the microwave with it. This was a few weeks ago. Quite scary to open the living room door to a wall of smoke.

i showed my folks the grape in the microwave thing yesterday, it looks so cool! not too much smoke though..:)

Who is the girl with Ved in that picture?

I set fire to an entire field, not really meaning to, and the flames spread to the point where the row of houses backing onto the field were all in danger, and about 30 firemen (including what appeared to be reserve, non-professional ones) came along to beat the flames out.

Got a mild bollocking for that.

Ah, to be young again

ah man, dry grass goes up like petrol. while ona city kids camping trip when i was young and we tried to make a fag out of dry grass and a been tin wraper. next thing you know...

Once, when i was at Scouts, i killed a small boy.

with fire?

Haven't we all Braker, haven't we all.

and you get a badge for that? i should have joined!

Oh I didn't bother with the scouts, I was just bored this weekend.

fuck... and i thought watching glee was dangerous....

Yeah, apart from cycling my hobbies include dropping house bricks out of light aircraft and arson.

do you ever set the bricks on fire before you drop them?

do you ever set the bricks on fire before you drop them?

Fuck off! Who do you think I am, a monster or something? That's horrendous.

You've got a twisted mind if you think about stuff like that mate. Sick. You should be on a register or something.

fuck
when i was a nipper i used to fucking love warhammer!
i was afraid of spotting that leman russ coz i thought everyone would take the piss!

My 11 year old brother left a bread roll in the microwave for so long that it spontaneously combusted .

Im pretty sure that when you leave something in the microwave, it doesn't count as spontaneous combustion

Once, when i was at Scouts, i killed a small boy.

I've stabbed a few beavers in my time