Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

no, that's a swallow on your hand, or a spider web on your neck, or a penis on your penis or something

Yo Dawg.... heard you like penises on your penis.... and so on.

a penis on your penis

wat

^ meh, too slow

image trumps text. that is the LAW MOTHER FUCKER

^ Blind much?

Bloody interweb connection, I have to refresh this thread about 3 times before all the pictures show up, first time I open the thread it's just a list of empty posts

A bit annoying that.

What an awesomely tender moment. If you've instructed people with a fear of heights etc you'll know what I mean. There is a proper moment of eye to eye trust there.

I thought you were joking, looks like:

'Oh shit oh shit I really don't want to do this, let me back up I'll just lift my legs up...'

Yoink

'See ya!'

^^ I call BS!

Pixels?

Nah. Its not a zebra. It's a donkey painted as a zebra. Mexicans love that shit.

bloody good paint job, i think its a Plains Zebra (Equus quagga), the most common* of the species of zebra

*slurps its bloody tea

Try zonkey! Not need to paint.

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bloody good paint job, i think its a Plains Zebra (Equus quagga), the most common* of the species of zebra

*slurps its bloody tea

Really when I saw that species in the wild they all had round is abdomen - kinda like a pot bellied donkey the one on the far doesn't look like that.

raises left eyebrow inquisitively

cant see its body in the photo though, theres a reasonable variation in the body shapes of the sub species, certainly is in the density,shape/colour/pattern of their stripes.

on a side note, a friend of mine has shetlands on his land, they have some big ole bellies to start with, and when they're preggers they're almost as wide as they are tall its very strange to see.

I call potatochop. See how it's all blurry around the edges.

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hahah i havent seen that for ages, "you can tell they're dead because the photos are in black and white"