Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

What is he doing with his hands?

When I moved here I worked as a copy writer for The Erotic Review

Did they pay you? They still owe me £25 for the one short piece of my writing that they published.

I prefer the idea of peopleism. Where a person is a person and who should be able to set out to achieve whatever they like without being judged by gender, colour etc etc. Apart from dickheads. I hate dickheads.

And idiots. Idiots should be discriminated against

Idiots, dickheads and polo players. There. I said it.

Anyway, Memes...

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penis owners commenting on feminism

I was once told that I couldn't be a feminist but I could be a conspirator

there is now a vegan strip club there.

Wow, that niche is nice...Nietzsche.

There would be "no flesh" allowed at a vegan strip club right? Just a bunch of people leering at a banana being peeled.

I'm sure they'd allow melons, peaches and a juicy pear.

What mug believes this?!?

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And they're all really skinny with huge knockers. I wish.

Actually, I don't wish. But that's just my personal preference.

I recently read some statistics that indicated that the overwhelming majority of E-Harmony members were women.

just like, stumbled across the article

I went on eHarmony ages ago. I went on a date with a seemingly nice girl. She was pretty, intelligent and well educated. It as a pleasant enough evening but there was no spark so I told her this. She appeared to agree and after a bit more of a chat about this and that we departed our seperate ways.

It wasn't until two whole weeks later that I started to receive the text messages and phone calls from her imploring me to turn to Jesus.

... It wasn't until two whole weeks later that I started to receive the text messages and phone calls from her imploring me to turn to Jesus.

Are you sure this isn't Abs?

^^How was your date with him?

Abs hasn't called. Abs won't be getting a date at this rate. Stonehedge doesn't do games.

Hopeful about that older woman in the Land Rover though.

What mug believes this?!?

Link broken?

That is one of the best gifs i've seen, rep.

^would be better if it ended with her staring at the camera for another fraction of a second instead of looking back at the snot monster.

why it isn't weird that there is now a vegan strip club there.

At first I thought..... Thats a bit odd.
Then I thought.... 'hang on, do they sell meat and dairy products at strip clubs?'

I've now decided that a vegan strip club, is a place where you can look at nekid folk. Without fear of being served a baileys, and shal re-close my narrow mind.