Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Repost. But its the best bear meme.

I just had a lovely cup of Coffee.

Are you implying that coffee is powdered shit?

Repost. But its the best bear meme.

Agree, its the only bear meme I like.

Oh and a lesser known bisuit trick. Biting both ends of a penguin and using it as a straw to drink the tea.

Oh and a lesser known bisuit trick. Biting both ends of a penguin and using it as a straw to drink the tea.

I'm working nights tonight. I'm buying a packet of penguins on my way in!

Are you implying that coffee is powdered magical love juice?

Yes.

i just made coffee where i put water in first, then milk, then sugar, then coffee
it was weird

What the hell dude?

I mean, what were you thinking?!

...thinking of starting to make coffees with milk first and espresso last, fuck latte art.

wont the espresso just sit on the top then?

espresso - then a dash of milk - no need to stir.

if you ever want to roll a spliff without tobacco but have lost your alternative, tea works. you feel like a mongoloid, but you ge stoned without addiction/expense.

Too true.

wont the espresso just sit on the top then?

Yep, hence my surprise and Mr. Crumb putting the coffee in last.

The only acceptable variation in the order of the brewing process is whether you put the bag in first or the water.
If you want milk and sugar/honey/agave/unicorn sprinkles they go in after the tea-bag is removed.
The ability to make a proper cup of tea is the only thing that separates us from the uncivilised masses.

U savage..

This, however dark chocolate Digestives (why would you use anything else?) seem to maintain their structural integrity so well it takes all the fun out of the game as they never seem to break!

Dark Chocolate digestive biscuits make awesome Cheesacake crumble.

Yep, hence my surprise and Mr. Crumb putting the coffee in last.

coz i dont drink tea, and all this talk made me experiment with the ordering of my coffee contents

Dark Chocolate digestive biscuits make awesome Cheesacake crumble.

Again, fail.

...

ORLY!?... persuade me I'm wrong and you're right then.

Are you implying that coffee is powdered shit?

Kopi Luwak is pretty much powdered shit. AND the most expensive powdered shit in the world.

I'm now going to make a cup of tea and sit in the beautiful Cornish sun.

i just made coffee where i put water in first, then milk, then sugar, then coffee
it was weird

Burn... your tongue.

espresso - then a dash of milk - no need to stir.

You should always stir.

I tried leaning the cup once as I stirred, spilt it fucking everywhere.

now I don't lean.