Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

This must be stage 10 then! must warn could be NSFW or not safe for squeamish people
YouTube - Suffering a Thousand Cuts

congratulations, you've progressed to stage 2

I used to add deepheat cream to my baths. Mainly after punishing training sessions. God knows what it did to my eyes and lungs.

Once smoked a bifter in a deepheat bath, in a tiny bathroom. The result was pretty messy. Had to struggle out and lay on the floor for fear of passing out and drowning.

In steve related news:

way to ruin the fun

TBF he still sounds like a total bum.

Last summer I used one of those creams for muscle aches to brush my teeth with...

I'm glad I haven't mistaken it for a tub of Canesten.

Last summer I used one of those creams for muscle aches to brush my teeth with...

when I were a nipper my grandad once complained to my mum that he didn't very much like the new toothpaste she'd bought.

he'd been using a tube of nit cream.

I'm glad I haven't mistaken it for a tub of Canesten.

they should do a crossover edition with colgate.

MintyThrush(tm)

My old rugby coach recommended tiger balm, to keep our dangly bits from getting cold during winter training.

utter bastard.

I used to play basketball at school. We learnt to wash our hands after a muscle rub rather quickly.

Ahh.. Deep heat smear in the old jock strap... those halcyon days in the changing room

utter legend.

ftfy.

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no idea how I found this

Last summer I used one of those creams for muscle aches to brush my teeth with...

Christ, that's a right mound under that leopard print bikini!

congratulations, you've progressed to stage 2

When I was at uni someone was always stealing shower gel. I once left mine in there for no more than 2 minutes - when I went back, it was gone.

That was the final straw, and I concocted a revenge. I first bought mint shower gel (thinking that mint would be the stealthiest scent to use in combination with menthol) and decanted about a third of the gel, replacing this with Deep Heat. Once I had finished mixing, the resultant concoction was indistinguishable from an opaque shower gel - until you used it.

We baited the trap and waited. A few weeks later, a water bomb was left on one of the toilet doors, so I guess we made our point.

That said, I once got shampoo in my eyes, mistook a housemate's depilitory cream for shower gel and removed about 1/3 of my body hair, so I guess that's just karma huh?

are you sure you're not just (road)bi(ke)-curious and too afraid to admit to yourself you knew what kind of cream it was the whole time.

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Courtesy of General Lucifer from the hipster thread (got a bit derailed today)...

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for you family guy fans out there

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