Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

True, but I've recently discovered the ultimate luxury.

No women work in my office over night, so it's safe to venture into the womens.

I'm telling you, they're cleaner, better (softer) lit, there's no piss on the seat/floor/wall, excesses of toilet paper and they smell better... Like flying on a first class singapore airlines porcelain yodlebus. Heavenly.

I've snook into some in clubs before where they have flowers and shit as well.

That's not true. At least for the public toilets, restaurants, pubs, bars...
Usually they look like those waiting rooms in intensive care after a major incident.

...there's no piss on the seat/floor/wall...

there is now ;-)

I've snook into some in clubs before...

Love it

Awesome!!

Love it

Gonna go use a premium loo in its honor

These wrong-quote pictures are about as funny as finding a pubic hair in your latte.

We have an executive premium facility in the building and only one disabled person who doesn't use it.

I have the exclusive use of our Premium Washroom at work. It's the only one big enough to wash and change in..

We have an executive premium facility in the building and only one disabled person who doesn't use it.

We had one of those in a building I worked at. It was in the basement, and the public never ever went down there as the lift situation was an epic phaff.

Save for one day, when a colleague, thinking I was taking a pre-lunch space-maker, hammered on the door with the words "come on, beer time, you stinking mong".

On seeing me walking down the corridor towards him, and hearing an appropriate level of outrage from t'bog, we both just legged it up the stairs, on the basis of th "how to avoid a Darlek" principal.

I believe it is one of the classic definitions of the word 'irony' that the disabled toilet is the only one big enough to run around in.......

We've got two unisex bogs in our building, they were both, daily, covered in rank skidmarks of HUMAN SHIT by some repugnant cunt. Turns out the company upstairs let one of their guys go, an annoying American who lost them two massive contracts by being a total fucking twat every second of his stupid life. Bogs, magically, now respectable.

People's inability to use a shitter without making it into a horror zone in a way that, ones assumes, they never would at home, never ceases to amaze me. People in any sort of quantity are revolting, bog-wise.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBO_IVX6VEo&feature=related
Doyle HA!

NSFW
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http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/Possessed_Raiden.gif.html

Hahaha I some weird/horrid stuff on there. Thought this was funny though.
again NSFW
http://4gifs.com/gallery/v/PornBloopers/Orgasm_bicyclekicked.gif.html

Fucking brilliant spotter!

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/chive-randoms-thrs-6.jpg?w=500&h=2286

People's inability to use a shitter without making it into a horror zone in a way that, ones assumes, they never would at home, never ceases to amaze me. People in any sort of quantity are revolting, bog-wise.

I was working in another building for a project a few years back, and it had a pretty knarly gents. One day I go for my morning ritual only to find some disgusting bastard has somehow managed to pebble dash the wall. The fucking WALL!

can trump that.

Used to work in a public modern art gallery...

Some creep kept coming in and repeatedly 'decorating' the gents with fecal matter. Poems, drawings, or just plain shoving the bog brush up his arse (you could see the 'max insertion' high watermark). He obviously didn't like the artwork.

Fucking disgusting.