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Not cool...

i would of bought a new bbq. wack

What an utter moron, couild have sold that hive for good money to a keeper, also think his an Aussie (hanging head in shme at the momrnt)

"i'd like a vowel, carol'

poor typing skilz due to baby juggling

He nuked £300 worth of (potentially rare) bees rather than bringing in a keeper? Idiot.

how can you value that amount of bees? And who would you sell them to?

ebay?
"I've got a load of bees in the BBQ, £300 ONO, pickup only."

Well this is depressing.... no, you contact a bee keeper directly and they'll give you some cash, or go through the BBKA: http://www.britishbee.org.uk/

Of course they're pick-up only, but it would've taken less time than trying to nuke them all, 20 mins, find the queen, trap, box in a landy or similar, done.

They look like resilient/prosperous little guys too, food for life.

We got a bee keepers name out of the yellow pages, he paid us $50 back in 1987, to remove a medium sized hive, and he spun us some honey out of the comb as well.
It tasted awesome

to be fair - anyone with a barbecue that size isnt likely gonna be the kinda person that has a PETA subscription.

BBQ's dont kill bees, people do.

That's really fucked me off... What a moronic, fucking waste...

My dad used to keep bees, it was fantastic, they produced amazing honey and kept us in candles for ages. We still have a full bucket of honey kept fresh by a 3 inch wax plug that separated out from it. Sadly the bees decided to leave one year and never came back. If they were Africanized honey bees I might have had understood his actions (they can be very agressive and also they are driving out european bees) but I dont think they are so the guy is just a plain old moron.

did your dad ever have a BEE BEARD?

/sorry to keep harping on about this but a BEARD OF BEES? that's just seven shades of awesome.

no but he did do a trick where he'd put a bit of sugar water on his glove and and get a bee hand which was quite impressive.

did your dad ever have a BEE BEARD?

/sorry to keep harping on about this but a BEARD OF BEES? that's just seven shades of awesome.

Beards made of Bees are the best things ever.

that second beard looks more like a Borat swimsuit

Oliver's going to wear a bee beard at the next big LFGSS event.

a man-beeni?

Oliver's going to wear a bee beard at the next big LFGSS event.

I heard that too... Ergo, it must be true...

Beards made of Bees are the best things ever.

Don Walker?

Desi?

The Bee-BQ story reminded me of this thread: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176

OH DEAR LORD ITS SO BEAUTIFUL. I AM SO PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN RIGHT NOW.