Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Massive lolz

Ha! I've just been wondering why you wouldn't let it go, nuknow, then I remembered.

backs away cautiously from any references to Portugal

Portugal sucked in the last World Cup. Wait. Every World Cup.

Boo-yeah!

Perhaps your holiday activities do not class as typical local behaviour?

backs away cautiously from any references to Portugal

Meh, there are still frequent jokes about Polish handymen. It doesn't bother me.
It doesn't score enough offensive points.

If there were jokes about a rape on gay male Polish handymen of Jewish origin it would trigger the sensors of the sensitive ones?
If not, and they have different point system for misogyny, racism, homophobia and xenophobia, then they can fuck right off!

Meh, there are still frequent jokes about Polish handymen. It doesn't bother me.
It doesn't score enough offensive points.

Yeah that's cos it's mainly you who says them.

I can. I can use the P word.

Pillock? ;)

Can I use it?

blah the sensitive ones?
blah

Just scanning here, so let me know if I'm misinterpreting, but your definition of sensitive is one who doesn't think to himself, "I'd rape that!" on seeing a pretty girl?

Ha! I've just been wondering why you wouldn't let it go, nuknow, then I remembered.
backs away cautiously from any references to Portugal

By all means keep it going, I honeslty wanted to now what does it mean: "...six-way Portuguese Breakfast...", 'tis it.

England sucked in the last World Cup. Wait. Every World Cup.
Boo-yeah!

ftfy. England always sucks in football, doubts? :D

Hey, Polack, you coming to Easts? and you Nuno?

Back to the discussion ofthat Four Loko crap, the girl in the video sounds like a Kiwi who lives in London and is losing her accent.

I can. I can use the P word.

Me too, I sleep with one, every night.

I'd say aussie girl who moved to engerland, or vice versa.

Just scanning here, so let me know if I'm misinterpreting, but your definition of sensitive is one who doesn't think to himself, "I'd rape that!" on seeing a pretty girl?

I'm sure it's not the case here, is it, Matt?

Do you genuinely believe there are either true rapists or misogynists on here? (Well, at least amongst the regulars? And maybe a couple of members?)

Hey, Polack, you coming to Easts? and you Nuno?

Only if it's in The Sovereign.

I can't find a babysitter...

It's at the Royal Sovereign... Just up the road from ya.

Kris... Sorry to hear that... Hope to seeyou at some point this evening if you can make it out.

I can't find a babysitter...

Classifieds?

It's at the Royal Sovereign... Just up the road from ya.

Tempting...

Do it you saddo

Do you genuinely believe there are either true rapists or misogynists on here? (Well, at least amongst the regulars? And maybe a couple of members?)

Rapists? Who knows. Misogynists? Are you fucking kidding? Read the last few pages of utter stinking pathetic shit. And you Lucifer can fuck right off with your date rape jokes.

EDIT Thankyou Lucifer.

Perhaps I was a little harsh...

I'll remove.

I'd stick to the gay jokes then. Just in case. Obviously women can't defend themselves for some reason.

Naw, Kris, I was out of order.

Fingers tapped without brain engaging.

Women shouldn't have to defend themselves from glib comments.

My bad.