Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Sorry you're wrong. bq is correct.

It's akin to leaving the designer label on the outside jacket sleeve, or rolling up your selvedge to make sure everyone knows how much your jeans cost.

Never fucking suit.

Suit jacket which doesn’t button due to girth issues with mismatched trousers to show you once thought suits were great but grew out of it.

Double breasted suit jacket, cut off hot pants, sheer tights and stilettos 👌

Tried that today. Apparently I have a meeting with HR later to discuss.

To discuss how fabulous you look?

Erm. I think i'm the latter. I hope.

Here's my style council

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I heard a rumour the land lady of my local used to be Ian Dury’s stylist. Nag’s Head in Walthamstow if you want to visit. I’d recommend Friday night when she DJs with her vinyl on a wheelie trolly.

Button thread is thattaway >>>>

Mad Flossie. She’s good fun. If you want to win her over just take your cat in for a drink.

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Next time I'm in UK I'll be sure to stop in.

Is that the late David Bowie with the hand bag?

His Taylor was called Simon.

😂

🤷🏻‍♀️ Yeah that's not her name lol. Mind you it's a rumour, and tailor ≠ stylist. Though come to think of it, it might have been costume designer. Either way, she's ace and runs a great pub.

Double chuckle:))

Axford's, Vauxhall Bridge Road, what a great shop that once was. I used to buy singles in the Woolies over the road.

Opposite Victoria Station, wasn't it?

Yup, right next to the Victoria Palace theatre. The Woolworths, that is.

Not the only unwritten rule Sir K has been breaking today