Worst film you've ever seen?

DUNE. Tried too hard to be high-brow art. Sting's acting was unintentional comic gold.

Stings Codpiece was fucking legendary though ... with all it campness and everything being a bit OTT I still liked it.

Have you seen Vinnie Jones in The Reposter? Stink!

Never, and never will now.

I just went and brushed my teeth without pausing it to make myself feel cleaner, I didn't miss anything either.

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My Dad took me and my sisters to see that when I was small. it was the most awkward 90 minutes of my life. Especially the interspecies love-scene. We were sitting there with eyes like saucers.

That was the first time I took a girl to the pics on my own, felt well grown up

Howard The Duck

That it fucking legendary, the end made me crack right up.

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They ruined it didn't they. If they'd have only stuck to the original.

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WTF!!?

I saw a porno once where they mad an anal omelette

what's there to do after dirtpipe milkshakes?

also see cum on my tattoo vols 2-whatever it's at now.

Cumming on Tattoos

You got any copies to lend me?

i'm clearly making this up. i don't watch pornos.

Loads of J-Horror... yes it's stylish, yes it's tense, yes it's inexplicable bullshit.

Schindler's List. Call that 'the feel good movie of the decade'? I think not.

I felt cheated. 'Take Kleenex', they told me. Didn't get so much as a semi...

bad lieutenant- couldn't see what all the fuss was about and i can't stand abel ferrara films

i'm clearly making this up. i don't watch pornos.

But dirtpipe milkshakes is globally recognised as possibly the finest of its genre?

Barry Norman said, and I quote "never has such utter filth been so chocalicious".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0376105/

shit films:

crouching whatever load of old flying bollocks.

around the world in 80 days (the remake with alan partridge in it).

both complete cack. I'll sit through most films* if they have at least one redeeming feature, but not those two.

*as long as there's no "flying" whilst kicking your feet martial arts bullshit, that is instant switch-off for me

the dark half
mary shelley's frankenstein.

some old shit with gary oldman in it.

bad lieutenant- couldn't see what all the fuss was about and i can't stand abel ferrara films

All about the 2 Dori in the car

One with jude law and cameron diaz and jack black and cameron diaz swaps houses with some english bird and it's all just shite shite shite shite shite.

It used to be Armageddon. Then I saw Speed 2 - Cruise Control.

Secret window.

Showgirls.

All about the 2 Dori in the car

Is this your dad's car?

But dirtpipe milkshakes is globally recognised as possibly the finest of its genre?

Barry Norman said, and I quote "never has such utter filth been so chocalicious".

... and why not?
raises eyebrow