Crap 'Buzzwords'

A mate posted on fb about hearing "we should open the kimono" on a conference call yesterday.

That's excellant - I'm going to attempt to use that today...

People that say "Come on, let's go for a cheeky pint" **

WTF does that mean? How can a pint be 'cheeky'?!

**or cheeky anything for that matter

^ agreed. And 'funky'............fuck off

^ Yep, hate it

most things described as funky usually lack the funk

funky house, UK funky

can fuck the fuck off

'The business' - we have people in our company that use this in the context of 'The business expects that growth in Q4 will be....' People use this on their out of office / voicemail: 'I am on annual leave today and will return to the business tommorow....'

This would not be so bad but using 'The Business' takes longer than using our company name.

'The business' - we have people in our company that use this in the context of 'The business expects that growth in Q4 will be....' People use this on their out of office / voicemail: 'I am on annual leave today and will return to the business tommorow....'

This would not be so bad but using 'The Business' takes longer than using our company name.

It's Business Time - Flight of the Conchords - YouTube

....forgot helmet

and throbber

pearoast

People that say "Come on, let's go for a cheeky pint" **

WTF does that mean? How can a pint be 'cheeky'?!

**or cheeky anything for that matter

You cheeky cherub. :)

most things described as funky usually lack the funk

funky house, UK funky

can fuck the fuck off

Oh yeah.

People are constantly using 'flashride' at the moment for campaigning rides, even when they're actually planned for quite a long time in advance, etc.

I encountered pro rata today.

As a verb. Pro-rata'd. Cunts.

"Enjoy!"
As in "Going anywhere nice this weekend?"

    "Yeah, city break in Warsaw."
    "Cool! Enjoy!"

Fuck the fuck off, when did the word enjoy mature into being ballsy enough to have a sentence all of it's own. Oh yeah that's it, it didn't. You fuckington.

People that say "Come on, let's go for a cheeky pint" **

WTF does that mean? How can a pint be 'cheeky'?!

**or cheeky anything for that matter

cheeky

as in 'thats a bit cheeky' the pint isn't cheeky, the fact your having one when maybe you shouldn't is what makes the situation cheeky

I encountered pro rata today.

As a verb. Pro-rata'd. Cunts.

Prorata is a verb...

I think you'll find prorata is actually a noun. In French.
Pro rata is generally considered to be an adverb, but may also be defined as an adjective.

YOU'RE an adjective.

#sckbrn

aah yes - prorate is the verb...

Nom/nom noms

Really gets on my fucking tits

^ oh yes - dicks

paging Yas

The old "It's not rocket science folks" is being liberally used in emails by one person at work which, quite frankly, is pissing people off to the point that he may be on the wrong end of a serious comeuppance.

But, if you have a basic grasp of flavours and can suggest slight variations on a theme, you can get blasted for free on the "experiments", should you have happened to have popped in for a coffee and got chatting.

#manyyearsagoinagalaxyfarfaraway

'Luxury'. Applies to flapjacks, yachts and any point in between. Defunct.