Crap 'Buzzwords'

Maybe the other options were 'microwaved'?

"cascade"

wiggle room

Old marketing manager used to finish every email with "trust communicates"

And always referred to himself as a "Marketeer", Porthos, Athos, Chris, presumably.

From: Rxxxx, Jxxx (UK - London)
Sent: 01 November 2011 15:41
To: UK CF Real Estate Adv XXXXXXXXXXs & Admins
Subject: XXX email signature comms

It was raised at the senior EA meeting that not everyone’s email signature is on brand.

Could you please cascade this to your teams, asking them to check their signature is correct and also point it out to anyone that you know isn’t brand compliant.

I will also be asking Mark to upload this onto the intranet home page to try and get the message out there!

Thanks

Jxxx
brilliantos..

Excellent reality-bubble there, BRM.

Marketing have begun using the word 'federal' when refering to different departments.

'federal' meaning what?

anyone who says

" Be the best you can be " or words to that effect

I don't mind cascade, I use it myself. It perfectly describes what needs to be done.

'federal' meaning what?

Feds man

'Hoodies'

That reminds me of those pony t-shirts you used to see rudeboys wearing with the 'WB' Warner Brothers logo

'If You See The Feds WARNER BROTHER'

Walked past the Ted Baker suits in House of Fraser the other day. They have a new range - 'Phormal'. Speaks for itself. Utter shit.

pukes on cock

Traction

"XYZ will gain some traction in the market place"

What is this XYZ you speak of?

rushes off to buy shares

Just paypal me the money and I'll let you know if we make anything (expecting 3000% ROI).

If not; nothing ventured, nothing gained...

What tyres are you running on XYZ?

Gatorskints

Pah did "traction" 4 weeks ago!

I will accept XYZ shares as a token of regret

Just seen the tags. I LOL'd

'hippy is a fat unit'

'federal' meaning what?

Federations here presumably being departments. See below from an email:

Rob will work across the adult fiction list but also has non-fiction federal responsibility.