Crap 'Buzzwords'

It's all about 'fungibility' here at the moment. A wonderful word but starting to be used out of context by people who don't really know what it means.

Isn't it just a measure of the extent to which your employees can be kept in the dark and fed shit?

Client agency relationship

Did lol

When did people on here start saying 'spendy' instead of expensive?

That's only stage 1. Stage 2 is saying 'spenny'.

A colleague wanted to find out who is responsible for a piece of internal work...

"who is holding the pen on this?"

instant snapkick

Prolly quite a time.

just received an invite to some 'brandscaping'

That's where that big sweaty tattooed guy singes your body hair off with a red hot iron, right? Never again.

"Both drafts are below and make for fleet reading if you have interest and bandwidth. Let me know if this moves the needle for you at all?"

^instantcockpunch

"Please help us socialise the link to the recent article written by [colleagues] by either liking or sharing our social media posts"

I'll probably need that red hot iron just to ease the pain, it's a long session (timeboxed to 3hrs)

What is it with companies thinking it is ok to ask employees to like/share/wank over their social media stuff? I don't want that shite cluttering up my personal life thanks.

Just got a presentation with a slide entitled Timeline (battle rhythm).
They've taken it up a notch from the usual "drumbeat" of whatever shite is being undertaken.
I wonder how many of us will die.

I thought more

Battle speed, hortator.
BATTLE...SPEED!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmbgZ2wZvk

Every time I find myself wondering if getting out of advertising was the right thing to do I come to this thread.

'i18n' and 'l10n'. Should not be tolerated.

had to google that - and I used to be a translator

‘Generation alpha’

Meh, I'm so used to i18n, l10n and g11n as I see them all the time at work.

k8s though, that can get right in the s1a.

Don't forget about a11y!