Crap 'Buzzwords'

This boils my piss. What does it even fucken mean? Wankers

Pay for itself innit?

It's old that, so you can't have it here.

Old cockerney car dealers were talking about cars washing their faces before buzzword was even a buzzword.

Yeah, I know what it means, it's just gash. I think it just gets up my tits because my mother in law says it.

Nah, she's telling you to wash your face, you mucky pup.

Probably

"I'm just going to the pokestop"
Ffs. People used to go out for a smoke. They come back with three new balls and a Spearow these days.

Better than lung cancer I guess

"Save yourself the effort, and stay here, I'll poke you."

*Reaches for big sharp pokey stick

The very same...

medalled

podiumed

finalled

Get over it!

http://www.macmillandictionaryblog.com/they-came-they-medalled-they-podiumed

yeah, no.

I thought that link would of swayed you...

would of

wait, he's going to tell you that he's caught you out now. it's his thing. it's very funny, actually.

I'm hearing 'impactful' way too much.

In a similar vein, I'm a bit baffled by how "flavo(u)rful" has supplanted "flavoursome".

Think he should be fewer obvious tbh

Good guy.

As in, revenues were flat but costs were a good guy so our profits improved.

Puke!

I've read between the lines there and it appears a "good guy" is a company that cuts costs (which means it fired people).

"blah blah blah you just want to have your cake and eat it"

well what the fuck else are supposed to do with cake?

it comes from wanted to have (keep) your cake and still eat it. But the act of eating, means you cannot have (keep) it.

Back on topic - 'addicting'. Urggggh.

'Snackable'

Content or information formats that don't take much effort to understand

Shudder

addicting

Fuck this.