Is this bullshit?

Nah, give her the shocker!

She isn't worth your time. Get a girlfriend with some class.

Wtf? Ffs! Omg!! Fo!

Wtf? Ffs! Omg!! Fo!

Have you started celebrating your Birthday already?

Of course it's bullshit. What do you expect? Agree with the aforementioned: 'Shocker' (if you must) then get girlfriend with class.

Nah, give her the shocker!

Or a good fisting?

what the fuck is this about? HTFU.

without pictures this thread is useless.

asking for relationship advice on a cycling forum full of gear nerds and alcoholic australians in self-imposed exile is useless.

that girl is useless.

+1

Or a good fisting?

Or both?

I have no idea what a shocker is and no intention of googling it from work either. Filthy I expect.

white nail varnish, urgh.

white nail varnish, urgh.

matches saddle

Surprizingly, it was true, and, she was not shocked by the shocker.

Malibu = Man fail.

Utter dick

I'm not sure if I want you to expand on that, or not.

Surprizingly, it was true, and, she was not shocked by the shocker.

Malibu = Man fail.

Utter dick

I'm not sure if I want you to expand on that, or not.

I thought I covered this before?

Or a good fisting?

Well, I guess expansion would be quite important for a good fisting?

Hahahaha!

gave herself away there, rather, didn't she?

Ha!

well this is the first thread i have enjoyed for a while mainly because im not the focus of attention (in a bad way xD)

Way to swing the spotlight right back around

Stolen from another thread that made me LMAO

Hahahaha, proper real like LOL

hahahaha!

sounds like she likes you.

and she is nervous.

Invite her to a Mosque

+1 if OP is a girl