Kingsland Road, this morning

not only that but they get to save on checkout staff, and you pay for the privilege of doing their job!

Toiling In Line Mechanised Fools

Fucking LOVE self service tills!

Good for stealing as well....ahem!

Fucking LOVE stealing!

I hate self-service tills. Doing more people out of jobs.

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Pub?

Fnking good idea. Beer in the mo fo morning :-)

I'm in...

Self-service pub?

Come to EC2.. it's fuckin' rockin' here..

I hate self-service tills. Doing more people out of jobs.

Yep... and flushing toilets put shit-carters out of business.

Get with the times, Hippy.

I hate self-service tills. Doing more people out of jobs.

Fucking self service tills, coming over here, doing hard working British folk out of a days pay. I bet their fiddling the dole as well. This country's going to the dogs.

Yep... and flushing toilets put shit-carters out of business.
Get with the times, Hippy.

No, fuck your self-serve tills..

I want to buy booze and then someone has to come and "unlock" the fucking thing.

I want to use a card and then someone has to come and "fix" the fucking thing.

I want to use cash and then find the coin slot is stuffed and I have to wait longer to see a human anyway.

Bring back human checkouts!!!!

Fucking self service tills, coming over here, doing hard working British folk out of a days pay. I bet their fiddling the dole as well. This country's going to the dogs.

I blame the immigrants

User error Hippy.

Got kicked out of a pub when I was seventeen after pouring my own pint - was very drunk and the staff were ignoring me, not after reaching round the bar for a top-up though!

Self service - a necessary evil?

Well, I've been single for a while so I guess so.

Just realised I should not have been in that pub at all - I was seventeen

I wish immigrants were staffing checkouts. It would be far better than being served by the ugly monosyballic grunting teenagers they hire around here.

Come to EC2.. it's fuckin' rockin' here..

Yep, thats where all the cool people hang out

Though sometimes the staff on the tills are just as fail. There's this Caribbean lady in Bethnal Tesco who ID's me every time I go in for a bottle of wine (I don't carry ID) when I finally persuade her that I'm nearly 30, I get a lecture about the dangers of drink! "you look so young for your age why you wanna spoil your life with that drinking?" what a gem.

User error Hippy.

How do you buy booze at self-serve without getting someone over to check you're over 18 then, smartarse?

Every time I've gone to use those fucking things, something has fucked up.

They also don't smile or say hello.

The machines can die. I want humans.

Though sometimes the staff on the tills are just as fail. There's this Caribbean lady in Bethnal Tesco who ID's me every time I go in for a bottle of wine (I don't carry ID) when I finally persuade her that I'm nearly 30, I get a lecture about the dangers of drink! "you look so young for your age why you wanna spoil your life with that drinking?" what a gem.

You're going to shit bricks when I start programming the auto tills.

The machines can die. I want humans.

Whatever, John Connor.

Balki booze buying fail, Sarah Connor's dead sister.

Though sometimes the staff on the tills are just as fail. There's this Caribbean lady in Bethnal Tesco who ID's me every time I go in for a bottle of wine (I don't carry ID) when I finally persuade her that I'm nearly 30, I get a lecture about the dangers of drink! "you look so young for your age why you wanna spoil your life with that drinking?" what a gem.

I love getting IDed, I once got IDed for 15 DVD. It made my day

Perhaps they were confused by the midgets and thought you were buying it for the kids.