Draw your own collisions

finally done one for my most recent.

edit: ambulance was 18:45 not 16:45

Čiqalas dig scars...

heal up well bru!

the shit turned up well early in that one
and much easier to spot

so you found the warp speed poo then?

finally done one for my most recent.

edit: ambulance was 18:45 not 16:45

I like the double poo action!

I like the double poo action!

That sentence will forever taint your internet history.

Taint lol

That sentence will forever taint your internet history.

Oh it's fine, trust me I have much worse sentences in here hehehe

But no I'm not going to have NOODLE SEX with any of you. No. Seriously people stop insisting!

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Yep, that's one of them.

last night at EMM's birthday...

front wheel popped out of the forks, had to ask around for a spanner like a right spanner

a++++

Amaaaaaazing!

So good!

I was there, I lol'd hard!

of course you were there mate, you're the biggest hipster in birmingham!

Gutted I missed that Stu! Nice to see you laughing about it :)

A++++

He may as well just take the whole pack.

Waiting for Xander to open Paint...

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those cycles lanes like they have on torrington place, and king street A315 are a terrible idea. you're completely vulnerable to dumbfuck lemming peds and scally kids jumping in your way for a laugh/to mug you.

Indeed. As I was picking myself up a kind pedestrian said he had been on his bike the other day and the exact same thing had happened in the exact same place. I've seen it happen to others as well. I'm very wary of dumbfuck lemming peds (nice phrase) around here, cos they don't look both ways, and I usually manage to anticipate them not looking. This fucker literally leaped out with no warning at all though. I feel awful for thinking this, but a small part of me is glad that he took most of the impact not me. Neither of us were properly hurt though. The only advantage of it having happened on one of those segregated lanes is that the ped and I just fell onto the cycle lane and not under a bus.

Needs moar shit!

Had enough shit for one day.

The only advantage of it having happened on one of those segregated lanes is that the ped and I just fell onto the cycle lane and not under a bus.

true but it almost definitely wouldn't have happened on a normal road because there's swerve room. anyway good that you and bike are basically okay (no visible damage in bottom right picture!)