Draw your own collisions

Bad post^ :(

Good thread :)

Bump for teh south drink people who have missed this thread. Gold right here. You fucking arseholes. Duh!

Too much too drink + mudguard adjustment on the fly

Too much too drink + mudguard adjustment on the fly

that is exactly how i remember it!

Yeah, guys - thanks for picking up me spokes.

ouch

ace drawing but where's the shit, don't forget Tynan's rules

I assumed the shit was to the left of the bomb, but I may be wrong. That said, my limited understanding of art tells me that it is subjective and you can interpret how you wish.

yup thats the shit right there

Can I also add that I don't have a clue what actually happened according to the picture.
From what I gather:

Cycling along, snake bites head, distracts cyclist so he doesn't see balloons, rear wheel gets hijacked by balloon, endo into a bomb, which explodes, shit goes everywhere. cyclist, now in a kayak, not allowed to speak, tries to piece front wheel together while crazy yellow bastard looks on.

Or something.

Can I also add that I don't have a clue what actually happened according to the picture.
From what I gather:

Cycling along, snake bites head, distracts cyclist so he doesn't see balloons, rear wheel gets hijacked by balloon, endo into a bomb, which explodes, shit goes everywhere. cyclist, now in a kayak, not allowed to speak, tries to piece front wheel together while crazy yellow bastard looks on.

Or something.

That's almost exactly what the police report stated.

Particularly the crazy yellow bastard.

Jeez, you must have been drunk. You don't even have mudguards...

draw your OWN clash eh skully.

ace drawing but where's the shit, don't forget Tynan's rules

The shit is represented in it's animalistic form of allegoric brown cobra snake. I don't remember much, as I was very very drunk.
Balloons on the back end explain the loss of grip of the rear wheel which for some reason overtook the front wheel.
The yellow fellow is Reeen, but there were also Corny, Multigroove and Smith.

draw your OWN clash eh skully.

Hehehe... That looks nothing like The [strike]fucking[/strike] Clash, does it?

^^that is meee there, but it's alright, i am a bit crazy :S

@eei: we also picked up all the (broken/ripped apart) nipples and put them in a nice little zipper bag and put it in your pocket. nothing got left behind!

this happened to me in march - i have no recollection of the six miles in the rest of the journey or my shower at work. hurt like fuck though. i wasn't actually wearing a yellow catsuit, but have employed some artistic license.

EDIT: forgot the poo. added now.

shit, i had a similar encounter with one of those stuck out lips. mine ended bonking the lamp post that was put on it.

man. i vote for this thread as being the best on here!

shit, i had a similar encounter with one of those stuck out lips. mine ended bonking the lamp post that was put on it.

utterly stupid fucking things, but admittedly fairly fucking stupid to not notice them. I ended up with this rad road rash on my arm.

Fuck. I tried doing my recent accident in MS Paint and it looked like it had been drawn by Joey Deacon. I'm going to have to use wax fashioned crayons and scan it in.

love this thread, nearly as good as the bad traders one ft jonnyrau

Fuck. I tried doing my recent accident in MS Paint and it looked like it had been drawn by Joey Deacon. I'm going to have to use wax fashioned crayons and scan it in.

The worse the better.

What's happened to tynan's avatar? I stared at the blank space for ages but there was no animated giffery. Sad.

The worse the better.

+1

+1

You're doing it wrong. ;)