Draw your own collisions

ok, so not exactly exciting, on way hom, guy decides to walk in the middle of the road, in rain, not enough time to stop. bam! He the wants me details for the police. I exchange a few pleasantries and continue my journey home. fin.

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trying to go for the school girls but couldn't make it over quickly enough?

Initially I swerved to go up onto the pavement, half a second later they come running out of a front garden :(

I'd have gone for the ambulance - may as well get their attention as soon as possible in that situation.

But it was bigger. heavier and had that nasty step on the back which I could see would flip my face straight into the back doors

so it was the summer of '03 and i was on my commute up the Luz Ardiden when all of a sudden some twat kid gets his musette wrapped around my drops and before i knew anything about it i'm down bringing some spanish commuter with me......

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and if you're looking for the poo look no further than Ullrich's hair

Do people often take injections to the head??

so it was the summer of '03 and i was on my commute up the Luz Ardiden when all of a sudden some twat kid gets his musette wrapped around my drops and before i knew anything about it i'm down bringing some spanish commuter with me......

Is this your own work or did the kids help you Tim? Huh?

The smiling sun is the clincher in this one for me. Pure class. Sadly I forgot to include one in my rather hurried attempt.

i'm on holiday and you know it. i practiced with crayons first.

You used tracing paper. I fucking knew it.

not tracing paper Ved but 1970's toilet paper. if you weren't there you'll never know how scratchy it was

oh christ i remember that stuff

it was like wiping with wax proof paper, it just smeared shit around and scratched like hell

A generation of kids were left scarred, both physically and mentally, by that stuff!

Those toilet papers were still available onto the 90's :'(

thats still available in schools prisons and hospitals

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beautifully tranquil. The only sound is the poop slowly oozing its way down the seat tube in the silence of the aftermath. Just tap, tapping the floor as it breaks off from its elastic thread. poop.

Thats wicked Rosmal

thats still available in schools prisons and hospitals

i work in schools and i can tell you they get triple quilted luxury these days. prisons are lucky to get scratchy paper and hospitals? ....well who cares about ill people? we should campaign to bring it back to schools..that would shut this generations cake hole!

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Speechless??