Draw your own collisions

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A free interpretation of me stacking it a few months back in Bermondsey, with apologies to Samuel Palmer and Breughel the Elder

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wheres the turd

PS I tried to write a tiny LFGSS on the hat, but failed on this crappy laptop

PPS one of the sheep has just done a poo (see attached revision)

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From a couple of weeks ago

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Bonus points for fluoro deep rims and bartape

I hit the deck like a sack of sprouts this morning somewhere in icy somerset.

With the heavy bike and panniers I slid right down the hill into a village green postbox (as illustrated).

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Well, as it seems you were bearing late xmas parcels wrapped with bows the village green PB was the ideal choice to bump into, no?

^ This: I love a happy ending.

My panniers contained some presents (from others, to me)... so I used some artistic license there.

The only damage was the (now pureed) bananas in my jacket.

Good use of turd and snowflakes, always a great coupling. Disappointed about the lack of banana's.

8/10 would look at again.

Another brilliant drawing for this great thread.
Glad you're alright too.
Tough break about the 'nana though mate. Hope you get a new one soon.

Why no crashes? Has everyone been for cycle training?

Bikes with wide tyres and hydraulic discs are much harder to crash it seems...

Why no crashes? Has everyone been for cycle training?

+1
(Everybody be safe though!)

(Everybody be safe though!)

Yeah, nothing deadly or painful, just comedy pratfalls into dog poo and so forth.

Bah, I was really hoping to see @stedlocks hero-save on here!

I slid right down the hill into a village green postbox (as illustrated)

I am still loving this.

Another beater just went to heaven... big thanks to forum member thebrenthamtaffy for saving this classic Halfords 1986 Olympic from land fill. I rebuilt her and she went on to transporting my mate to and from work faithfully for the last few years!

To be honest, my mates email is funnier than the comic - here it is in all it's glory (perhaps this should be in another section):

So the bike has finally gone to God.

I was riding home from work and some guy decided to open his car door just as I was coming past. I completely face planted the door. The front fork snapped, wheel came off, and the rest of the frame will no longer pass any structural tests, I’m sure.

I was swearing my head off at him, and he asked me why I had to use such language, haha. After telling him what a fucking idiot he was, he asked me what about his car door. I told him I don’t give fuck and was left to walk home carrying what remains of the bike, nursing some bruises and sore head.

There will be a service in memory of the bike in Amsterdam this Saturday at noon. It would be nice is you could come and give your final respects before throwing it in a canal.

Long may you and your friends crash your bikes in the vicinity of poo.

Welded by Tommy Pickles before his time on the Rugrats.

Quite some time ago I dented a car. I was only getting into riding anything 700c wheels at the time, particularly fixed, and naturally, I was quite upset (luckily this was all the damage for me). Later I reasoned that the driver was a nature-destroying (to the T)wat.

edit: apart from the obvious disregard for grass the guys in the car were straight nice.

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i thought i'd killed him. horrible. he was fine though, what a prick. i'm bruised to shit, can't even straighten my arm.