Dr Chan is LOL cat (repost)

nah take the train to Herne Hill, for you, you want the kings X line, or take the tandem? Or bills cargo bike...

I could do northern line and walk from Brixton without too much hassle... I may try to walk it anyway. Couple of hours. It'll be like going a nice weekend bike ride, but without the speed or bike or fun.

train is nicer to HH. but a walk would be nice too!

H, i has a skate board or two? :D

Long board? Long boarding down the South London Hills would be fucking awesome (and not good for my injury).

Duuuude!

I wish i was that cat.

i wish i had that much draw to waste balancing on a cat.

cats muther fuckers. i don't know what all this banter is about but the dude cat is awesome and the horatio cat is cute.

Andy you still owe me for those tickets to GVA ...

Toddy at the police station.

"You find my tattoos interesting."
"You are sorry you detained me. You would like to let me go now."

ha!

when did toddy get arrested?

3 Cosmics run a red in Liverpool Street,
Young Plod asks to see some ID ; Tom and MAT show some, Todd doesn't.
'What's your name?'
'Not telling'
Plod hands Tom and MAT their ID - free to go - but Todd...
Todd's made a break for it on his polo bike...
but doesn't get very far.
"Oh, Toddy"
Plod chases and tackles Todd to the ground.
(Cosmic drop Todd from future (polo) charges).
Plod and Todd both on floor.
Todd's polo injury to the shoulder is exaccerbated; Plod sweating.
MAT picks up plod's helmet, hoping this might help Todd's plight.
Plod arrests Todd.
Todd and Mat perform Jedi ID handover without Plot noticing.
Todd in prison with no ID
...
Tom and Mat wait around outside.
...
Horatio walks up and joins us. Laughter ensues.
H wants to know how it will finish. As do we.
H departs.
...
Speculation abounds as to whether Todd has been arrested for jumping the red
or for resisting arrest. If the latter, might he miss the Euros?!?!
...
[insert Todd magic]
...
Todd emerges from the station with Plod at his side,
They're walking like two mates coming home from the pub.
Smiles all round.
Apologies to all of us from Plod,
who admits there was a big misunderstanding.
Cosmic ride off into the night.

Obligatory LOLcat

Name of Prisoner: Todd

Cosmic Epicness!!!!

Maximum scandal.

Minimal Damage

Ha!

awesomeness.

I am declaring this one the winner.

This is a contender too.

Ray cheunf is a big gay hoser

ha!? awesome.

Lol