Horse Rage

Well, when you two do go out, make sure you dress-age up. I hear the ladies like that.

Stop nagging.

Wheres dancing Pony, he knows what to do in these situations.

here he is

I just want to take this moment to say that I met ALL of timmy's family today. Well, his mum didn't come into the shop, but I'd met her before. I haven't even met this much of my husband or boyfriends family.

That's is gonna stirrup trouble!

Horses are cunts. Had to jump off one at full gallop when I was 10yo....never touched one since

Thanks for that Nhatt. To be fair it helps that my family live in Brixton. You're getting a dead arm next time I see you.

Chinese burns FTW.

Racist.

good advice

I stroked a horse in a field once,and the bastard bit my arm and would'nt let go.So i punched it on the nose a couple of times with my other hand.It let go then.Cunt!

Thanks for that Nhatt. To be fair it helps that my family live in Brixton. You're getting a dead arm next time I see you.

Don't make me tell your mum on you....

I know I can't win this so i'm giving up.

Are your brakes canter-levers, BTW?

Horses are cunts.

That's a tshirt right there

You nearly won by a nose then!

So are the people who ride them!

I know I can't win this so i'm giving up.

Fell at the first fence.

Shakes head.

Its a minor incident, Timmy... why the long face?

Wilbur, come in the roooooommmmmm.

Horses are cunts. Had to jump off one at full gallop when I was 10yo....never touched one since

let it go Pist.. the Milky Bar audition was a long time ago..

Its a minor incident, Timmy... why the long face?

Don't worry Balki, I cheered up when this tread got so jockey.

Room for anymore puns or would that be flogging a dead horse?

Trying to think of any more puns would be like looking for a needle in a hay stack.

surely we can whip up a few more puns

Out to graze.