M&J seafood

two parrots sitting on a perch...

Shark at her^

why hasn't this thread descended into fish based puns yet? something is not right with the interwebz

Hake to break it to you jonny but this plaice just isn't the same anymoray.

one says to the other,

...."do you smell fish"?

It takes less than five minutes to kill someone with careless or aggressive driving.

Sure, but making false accusations isn't the right thing to do either.

Sure, but making false accusations isn't the right thing to do either.

jrphayes killed my sister.

What's a nice plaice like you doing in a girl like this?

Seriously though, it only takes one incident of careless or malicious driving to kill somebody.

Trying to hit somebody with your van is vehicular assault.

Sure, but making false accusations isn't the right thing to do either.

So you are effectively calling the OP a liar then?

I need to buy a trout tomorrow, I won't buy it from them.

James report it to the Police and tell them it was aggravated assult with a vehicle whack your leg with a pump and get some bruising on there to back up your story.

Fcuk em, if you get attacked then you need to get your own back on the cnuts

Whaling on the driver here may not be right, but it feels good.

why hasn't this thread descended into fish based puns yet? something is not right with the interwebz
This thread's brill.

Whaling on the driver here may not be right, but it feels good.

I'm in tuna with you.

ffs, imagine if the driver had salmon in to you.
You would have felt like a right sprat.

Hakenger.

hmmm and you could get someone fired but just because of a story you read on the forum? Not that I don't believe James and that the driver should not be remonstrated but....
eel be really mad if he loses his job

meanwhile in other news someone's seen a guy on Slaytanic's bike - anyone got a contact for him?

why not mullet over for a while.

Hakenger.
You're a dab hand at these, aren't you?

everyone in this plaice has haddocks lots of practice in the fish based puns.

tusk.

go back to the same plaice tomorrow we could skate it out

go back to the same plaice tomorrow we could skate it out
Ray could be look out and BDW provide the mussel

I went into a seafood disco last night...
.......................and pulled a mussel.

always thought zed was a fishy fucker

yeah... I need medical kelp