What makes someone a hipster... or not?

I think it helps if you're still a student/other useless appendix to society. Only then do you get the truly smug look of someone who has nothing better to do all day than style themselves to perfection to make the other appendixes admire your originality whilst riding your entire first semesters loan payment around for all to see.

I miss being a lazy student. Those days ruled. Then again, getting up early, fucking around with chainsaws and getting paid cash money has its advantages too ;)

i need to take a photo of the hipsters who live a few doors down from me. Fixie-skidders to a man with poorly chosen components on shit frames, 1 brake ss fail, multiple ridiculous haircut/clothing fails and general douche-baggery.

I read that as "douche-buggery".

For some reason, that made me smile.

Luckily i havent cut my hair in over 5years

Neither have I. I just rip the ends off from time to time when it gets too long.

Sounds like an obscure Keirin frame marque.

jonny has one.

Plimsole wearing...

grumble

fuckin weak shoulders...

gee, wouldn't it be funny if someone did a fixed gear hipster bingo card?

now, what kind of things could we put in the squares?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

Anyone who refers to themselves as a "hipster" is a knob.
Same goes for referring to yourself as a goth, emo, hippy, fuckin whatever.
You decided to "be" this thing, and went to the shop to buy it. Cool fail.

Dear Balki,

Fuck you.

Yours,
hippy

You dont strike me as the tie-dye type, Hippy...

I made a tie died bag once, in Textiles at school.

I used it to carry around my collection of stabbing weapons I'd made in Metal Fab.

who gives a flying fuck, just ride your fucking bikes ffs.

I have no tie-dye related anecdotes to contribute. Can we get back to the insults?

Fuck you

Sorry that was off topic.

Fuck you, hipster.

You crossed the line.

Oh no!

I agree with coppithat.

We should be charging people to start threads to avoid this nonsense.

What a shit thread.

Whaaat???

This thread's got the fuckin lot!

I only covered one page, then had a rant.

I think I am grumpy, because on Saturday I got an offer from a spectular specimen of a girl (whom I quite fancy), but knocked it back because I have a gf.
How do you get over something like this?

Dunno... never fuckin happens to me.

Is it wrong to be n love with two people?

Its only wrong to talk of it on the interwebs.

hehe yeah.

I think I am grumpy, because on Saturday I got an offer from a spectular specimen of a girl (whom I quite fancy), but knocked it back because I have a gf.
How do you get over something like this?

Tell the gf about the other offer and see if she'll match it?

Sorry if I missed something.

I only covered one page, then had a rant.

I think I am grumpy, because on Saturday I got an offer from a spectular specimen of a girl (whom I quite fancy), but knocked it back because I have a gf.
How do you get over something like this?

dibs…

Tell the gf about the other offer and see if she'll match it?

Sorry if I missed something.

I got phantom 'kicked in the nads' pain just thinking of how that would go down with Mrs Smallfurry.