I'm considering an avatar

Stop ruining this thread.

I love those things. In Lisbon. They usually never taste right here.

Funchal Bakery on Stockwell Road, just along from BC... Awesome pastries and the broa (cornbread) is fantastic, even my dad said it was like the stuff he had as a kid and better than what you can get in Galicia now... Ace coffee too...

We need the Portuguese Ride, only stops to eat Pasteis de nata and 'Bicas' (expressos)...
Should be nice after the 3rd stop.. Ha! The toilet rush.

fixed

Fucking Spaniards...

Tu madre...

La que te pario...

Hijo de la gran .........

Me cago en tu .....

Jaw - it's "me cago en la leche de tu...."

Me cago en Dios

Cojones

My dad's fave was Me cago en Dios... Awesome...

I was thinking one step further

Me cago en Dios

¡Já!

Caganer?

Me cago en todo.

or... "Me cago en la puta!"

me cago en Dios y en todos los Santos y en las tetas de la virgen Maria, que asi el Niño mama mierda

Joder tio, que asco...

My mum used to shout: "¡Pepe, me cago en la madre que te parió!"
Which made me feel unwanted... :|
I was a naughty lad tho'...

¿Dónde están las mujeres gordas?