Stupid little "gangster wannabe" gets what he deserves

Reminds me of that classic bit where Mike Vallely gets started on while skating and basically beats up three blokes singlehandedly.

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- Mike V fights four guys[/ame]

Yeah Mike Vallely is an absolute beast!
The man can handle himself for sure, I reckon they only gave him a pro model shoe because they were scared of him though lol, since he's not exactly an amazing skater.

he's one hell of a man. he's a wrestler, a pro skater and he's in a hardcore band.

Mike V FTW.

JESUS! THAT WAS SO GOOD I'M WRITING IN CAPITALS! Amazing.

he's one hell of a man. he's a wrestler, a pro skater and he's in a hardcore band.

Mike V FTW.

Mike Vallely has so much man-power that if you got him to hold hands with Chuck Norris and put jump leads on their nipples, they could generate enough wattage to end the need for fossil fuels........However the chances of getting Mike Vallely and Chuck Norris to hold hands are pretty low.

I think it's cool that he punched them all and pretty much shut them up... but didn't feel the need to seriously fuck them up or beat them when they were down. He made his point and left.

Nah it's not a proper fight unless he makes a kill :-0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9e_w_CYrrk

tbh it seems a bit asshole like to assault 4 people for talking shit to you. maybe if they actually did hit him first.

tbh it seems a bit asshole like to assault 4 people for talking shit to you. maybe if they actually did hit him first.

Maybe he is a graduate of the Steven Gerrard/George Bush school of 'self defense.'

I wish I had done that to my landlord!

I wish I had done that to my landlord!

Next time you see him, yell at him and demand that he hand you something he has (like a CD player remote control). When he says no, punch him (along with five of your friends) and fuck up his teeth.

It's perfectly legal.

plus you'll get mad props from the internet.

Fo real.

1) Every dude wearing an oversized white tee has a gun. Every single one.

<3 tall tees

<3 tall tees

Me too, wearing one now, though it's hard to find out without really swamping myself in it.

bitch get the fuck off my style before i make dis glock go pop!

bitch get the fuck off my style before i make dis glock go pop!

Oi cuntard, what is a Glock? :P Me poppin ma colla will make you scared shittless bredin

Oi cuntard, what is a Glock? :P Me poppin ma colla will make you scared shittless bredin

Oi cuntard, what is a Glock? :P Me poppin ma colla will make you scared shittless bredin

Doesn't look that lethal to be honest...

Oi cuntard, what is a Glock? :P Me poppin ma colla will make you scared shittless bredin

Oh dear I got PWNED.

Unless I kick you in the nads...

...back to emailing for me.

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- Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report[/ame]

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have a read and I'll see you in the meatpacking district later.
http://nj-guido.com/the-guido-rules-read-them-right-now-jerky/

pro club tees ftw y'all