Figures of speech

'Fit for purpose'.

Fucking John Reid.

'Fit for purpose'.

Fucking John Reid.

There are less examples of that than there used to be. Or greater, not sure.

I have an Australian friend that uses the expression "fucking the dog" to mean not doing very much. Says it's quite common back home.

Must be Tasmanian.

Geez! What's with all the America hate? Is it because we can't spell the word colour correctly?

Fixed.

There are less examples of that than there used to be. Or greater, not sure.

:-/

It would be a sad day if lyrics ended up being web speak- I cannot imagine that only having lol/pmsl/rofl etc to express your unrequited passion would be easy.

Aren't half the R&B (and I use that genre label VERY loosely) tracks these days full of webspeak, txtspeak shite? The world would be a better place without Top 40. :)

yeah and you gotta remember - ketchup is an important element of his base colourway

I couldn't believe UKians use "Ketchup". I thought it was only 'mericans wot did dat?

Tomato Sauce ahhh much better.

There are less examples of that than there used to be. Or greater, not sure.

'Fewer', FFS.

I thought that was intentional, though I may be wrong and Will may be a fuckwit

There's nothing international about Will. You're a fuckwit.

Im glad someone posted that. I knew I'd be out of my depth.

I'm lost, yet strangely not feeling much of a fuckwit.

It's 'out of my height', you fucking moron.

fucking "less-on"...

numbskull.

no, that doesn't work does it.

There's no 'b' in numskull. Just say it out loud. N-U-M-S-K-U-LL. You're such a div.

There's no 'b' in numskull. Just say it out loud. N-U-M-S-K-U-LL. You're such a div.

Missed a hyphen, Einstien.

I don't know why im doing this. I know I'm on a hiding to nothing here.

especially spelling Einstein wrong..

oh FFS!

can we just tell cock jokes instead?

Actually, no I fucking didn't!

I was referring to Austrian literary legend Algenon Einstien... known to those of us with brains as the "Godfather of Hyphens"

fucks off home

Missed a hyphen, Einstien.

Didnae. 'LL' represents the 'dark l' in this instance.

So this farmer wants to buy a rooster so it can impregnate his hens...

lawyers speak has creep into English dialogue, the over use of phases like

'in terms of'

applied to every sentence, email, letter.. i blame the politicians..